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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”
“You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!”
“You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.”
“You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.”
“You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.”
“You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.”
“You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.”
“You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.”
“You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.”
“You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.”
“You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.”
“You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.”
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.”
“You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.”
“You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.”
“You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.”
“You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.”
“You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.”
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.”
“You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”