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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”
“You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.”
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.”
“I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.”
“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”