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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.”
“You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.”
“You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
Source: The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
“I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.”
Source: No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!
“Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.”