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Famous Mae West Quotes
“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
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“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography
“If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West