“Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.”
Source: One-liners
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Famous Santosh Kalwar Quotes
“Mother earth cried so much that she has pool of tears more than the land of happiness.”
“When life gives you pain, accept it. When life gives you happiness, reject it.”
“The universal symbol of happiness is a smile.”
Source: Nothing Shakes The Smiling Heart
“A happy face is one of the most apparent indicators of pure delight.”
Source: Nothing Shakes The Smiling Heart
Source: Nothing Shakes The Smiling Heart
“Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.”
Source: 25 Sexy Poems
Source: 25 Sexy Poems
Source: 25 Sexy Poems
“You can't ride the wave without getting hit by something.”
Source: The Lacetier
“The echo of a red rose at the sunset, you decided to check out.”
“There are only two buttons in our consciousness, it wakes up or sleeps forever.”
“Whoever challenges freaks should notice that in the method he does not mature into a beast.”
“Bitcoin is the most stellar and most useful system of mutual trust ever devised.”
Source: Why Nepal Fails
Source: Quote Me Everyday
Source: Quote Me Everyday
Source: Why Nepal Fails
Source: Why Nepal Fails
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
Source: The Lacetier
Source: The Royal Regiment
“Human soul is a car and human body is a driver. One cannot run without the other.”
“I was lost yesterday, I am found today and I will be forgotten tomorrow.”
“Originality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.”
“Do you know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
Source: Why Nepal Fails
“In the quiet spaces between heartbeats, love speaks the loudest truths.”
“Celebration is an act of impressing sadistic someone residing in you.”
“You will receive most when you will expect least.”
Source: Quote Me Everyday
“Commitment is another name for relationship not the compromise.”