“Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.” IfsKnowsGivingHumorFunnyBirthSticksEggsInsectsJarsDid You Know Author:Tim Vine
“So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."” GivingWellsSaidHumorFunnyTheatreMumAuditions Author:Tim Vine
“So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'” WorldGivingLooksSaidHumorFunnyComedyCarGive MeLiftsVinesOystersBlokes Author:Tim Vine
