“When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.” WritingSaidHomeHumorFunnyLeftForgetSkillsMumUnlikely Author:Tim Vine
“So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."” GivingWellsSaidHumorFunnyTheatreMumAuditions Author:Tim Vine
“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.” PeopleThinkingWorldHumorFunnyFatherFiveBrotherDadMy FamilyMy DadChineseMumOlder BrotherDysfunctional FamilyYounger BrotherMy Little BrotherYoung Brother Author:Tim Vine
