“I saw this train driver and said, 'I wanna go to Paris.' He said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.' Mind you, at least the Eurostar's comfy. It's murder on the Orient Express isn't it?” MindWellsSaidHumorFunnySawsMurderTrainParisDriversDean Author:Tim Vine
“So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."” GivingWellsSaidHumorFunnyTheatreMumAuditions Author:Tim Vine
“If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.” IfsWellsStoriesNarrativeOne Liner Author:Tim Vine
“Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” WellsDecidedSellsDustCollectingHoover Author:Tim Vine
