“So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'” WantSaidHumorFunnyCertainAmountGloryLocalsIceShopsCreamIce CreamTrousers Author:Tim Vine
“So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."” MenSaidHumorFunnyWatchesHe ManShopsVinesAnalogue Author:Tim Vine
“I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"” SaidHumorFunnySellsShopsBlokesKettles Author:Tim Vine
“So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."” WantSaidHumorCareFunnyGuyStarsDon't CareI Don't CareShopsPetVinesAquariumsGoldfish Author:Tim Vine
