“So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".” NeedsHumorFunnyHouseWitnessCarpetBlokesHoover Author:Tim Vine
“I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.” PeopleThinkingNeedsWritingFrontsJokesStandingCoffeeMinimumDeadlineRubbish Author:Tim Vine
“With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke” PeopleWantNeedsNextStuffLaughingFiveConfidenceJokesPercentSillyNervousSeventiesSilly Stuff Author:Tim Vine
