“I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.” FirstsHouseJokesChimneys Author:Tim Vine
“So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".” NeedsHumorFunnyHouseWitnessCarpetBlokesHoover Author:Tim Vine
“My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.” KindSoulHouseBitsWallTeenagerBedroomYour Wall Author:Tim Vine
