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Famous Wanda Sykes Quotes
“You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.”
“When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.”
“Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.”
“With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.”
“That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.”
“Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.”
“Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.”
“It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.”
“A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.”
“I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.”
“Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.”
“I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.”
“I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.”