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Will Rogers was a renowned American actor, humorist, writer, and aviator, born on November 4, 1879, and died on August 15, 1935. He gained widespread acclaim for his unique sense of humor and wisdom, becoming an important figure in American culture during the 20th century.

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Famous Will Rogers Quotes

“A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.”

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“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

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“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”

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“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”

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“The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?”

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“Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”

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“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”

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“Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”

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“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”

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“If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.”

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Book:The Papers of Will Rogers: From vaudeville to Broadway : September 1908-August 1915

Source: The Papers of Will Rogers: From vaudeville to Broadway : September 1908-August 1915

“Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.”

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Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.”

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“If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.”

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Book:Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams

Source: Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams

“If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”

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Author:Will Rogers