“Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.”
This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”
“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”
“Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent.”
“I'm single because I was born that way.”