“Есть старый анекдот, – сказала она. – На заре автомобилестроения проводилась лекция об устройстве автомобиля. Все слушали, восторгались, кивали. Наконец лекция закончилась, лектор спрашивает – есть вопросы? Тогда одна дама поднимает руку и говорит: «Все это было очень интересно и познавательно, я не поняла только одного: куда запрягается лошадь?»”
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