“I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.”
Quote by Richard Pryor
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Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor, born on December 1, 1940, was an iconic American comedian, writer, and director. His career began in the 1960s, and he became renowned for his unique humor style and insightful social commentary. Pryor's work touched on sensitive topics such as race, gender, class, and sexual orientation, and had a profound impact on comedy for generations to come. more
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