“What do you have in mind? Rebuild the city?" Eric asks. "Or should we skip to the repopulating part?" "Shut up," Jost commands. "You aren't funny." "Why? That's the nice part of getting stuck on a completely forsaken piece of dirt." "You better hope that you find someone to help you do it then, because she's taken. I'm sure there's a nice dog around here somewhere. Maybe you should stick to your own species," Jost says.”
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