C Quotes
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“Cats are fond of mooning.”
Source: The Cat Who Knew Shakespeare
“Cats are good at keeping clean [...] Dogs are good at running forever without getting tired. And I think that pigs are good at being optimistic and not giving up even when things are really bad. So today we're going to do things the pig way, okay?”
Source: The Adventures of a South Pole Pig
“Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself!”
“Cats are great with clicker training. There's a great video you can get called "Clicker Magic". There's a scene in that video where a cat is trained to go through a mini dog agility course - it's all done with food motivation and clicker training. You can train them to do all sorts of thing.”
“Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in my world. They have pets over there as well...but...it doesn't quite compare.”
“Cats are hard to train, but they can train them.”
“Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.”
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
“Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.”
“Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.”
“Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.”
“Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage.”
Source: PLAYING AWAY
“Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.”
“Cats are narcissistic. Their needs come before ours. They don't understand the word "No." They carry themselves with that aloof, arrogant sense of perpetual entitlement, they will jump up and insinuate themselves wherever they please--on your lap, on your newspaper, on your computer keyboard--and they really couldn't care less how their behavior affects the people in their lives. I've had boyfriends like this; who needs such behavior in a housepet?”
“Cats are only human, they have their faults.”
“Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power.”
Source: A Vision: The Revised 1937 Edition: The Collected Works of W.B. Yeats
“Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.”
“Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.”
“Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.”
Source: Rhubarb
“Cats are possessed of a shy, retiring nature, cajoling, haughty, and capricious, difficult to fathom. They reveal themselves only to certain favored individuals, and are repelled by the faintest suggestion of insult or even by the most trifling deception.”
“Cats are proud creatures, after all.”
“Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.”
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
“Cats are realists”
“Cats are sleek, cats are fast. Cats are... well... they aren’t mean their just wiley. And they will grab your attention in the most seductive way.”
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
“Cats are so interesting - endlessly fascinating.”
“Cats are the closest thing to zombies in living form, as they have nine lives. For zombies, a cat is like a sheepdog for the sheep. They will lead zombies quite nicely.”
Source: The Zombie Wizards of Ala-ka
“Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”
Source: Safe House
“Cats are the most powerful creatures in all of Hollowshire. They are just too lazy to do anything.”
Source: Shoes for Men & Beasts
“Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches.”
Source: Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology
“Cats are the tigers of us poor devils.”
“Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.”
“Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild”
“Cats are there to be indulged. That's their function: to receive the love we never fully gave our parents. Not like dogs. Dogs are there to give us the love and devotion our children will never fully give us.”
“Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite poet. People like poets to possess the same qualities they do.”
“Cats are too disobedient,' he said, sounding like the brother she remembered. 'Dogs know their place.'
'Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.”
Source: The Midnight Library
“Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs, you throw the ball, and they bring it back, tongue hanging out, tail wagging. Cats are like "Not right now, too busy." Definitely a dog man. Except when it comes to cleaning up after them! Cats win that!”
“Cats are unpredictable as they don't know what they're going to do next until they make it happen through nosiness, invention, acrobatics, and sheer force of will.”
“Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.”
“Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.”
“Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.”
Source: The Last Dragonslayer
“Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.”
Source: Wolf-Speaker
“Cats ask plainly for what they want.”
Source: The Works of Walter Savage Landor
“Cats at firesides live luxuriously and are the picture of comfort.”
Source: The Seer: Or, Common-places Refreshed
“Cats be talkin', "Bobby I ain't feelin' ya."
But I bet if I was peelin' your cap back with a two-shot Dillinger
Hot lead released from my cylinder,
You'd be talkin' 'bout, "Bobby I'm feelin' ya!"”
“Cats – by day the most docile of God’s creatures, every one of them in the night enlisting under the devil’s banner – took the place by storm after the human voice had ceased.”
Source: The Autobiography of a Super-Tramp
“Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.”
Source: Cat is Watching