M Quotes
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“Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.”
“Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.”
Source: Timequake
“Men are joined by conviction, sundered by opinion.”
Source: Goethe's world view: presented in his reflections and maxims
“Men are judged, and are encouraged to judge themselves, by how well they can financially take care of others. Men are socialized to be “servants” fully as much as women; only the forms of culturally encouraged servitude are different. If a man cannot support a woman, he tends to lose stature in her eyes and in his own.”
Source: Six Pillars of Self-Esteem
“Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.”
“Men are just as willing as women to marry up, and life is now giving them the opportunity to do so. So, women, own up to your accomplishments, buy him a drink, and tell him what you really do.”
“Men are just jealous because they can't wear makeup.”
“Men are just like a book - with a beginning, middle and an end.”
“Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around the house.”
Source: The Worth of Women: Wherein Is Clearly Revealed Their Nobility and Their Superiority to Men
“Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.”
“Men are killed outright in the reserves sometimes, while others who have been left for dead in the thickest corner crawl out and survive”
“Men are lead by trifles.”
“Men are least safe from what success induces them not to fear.”
“Men are led by trifles.”
“Men are led to believe that to be ‘worthy’ in a woman’s eyes, their manhood must be above average. Considering the global penis size for men is 5.5 inches, this leaves a lot of blokes feeling inadequate.”
“Men are less forgiving than women.”
“Men are less hesitant about harming someone who makes himself loved than one who makes himself feared because love is held together by a chain of obligation which, since men are wretched creatures, is broken on every occasion in which their own interests are concerned; but fear is sustained by dread of punishment which will never abandon you.”
“Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.”
“Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.”
“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”
“Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.”
“Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.”
“Men are like bulls. They cannot resist the red sole.”
“Men are like chestnuts they sell in the street: they're all hot and they all smell good when you buy them, but when you take them out of the paper cone you realise that most of them are rotten inside.”
“Men are like children, in that, if you spoil them, they become naughty. Therefore it is well not to be too indulgent or charitable with anyone. You may take it as a general rule that you will not lose a friend by refusing him a loan, but that you are very likely to do so by granting it; and, for similar reasons, you will not readily alienate people by being somewhat proud and careless in your behavior; but if you are very kind and complaisant towards them, you will often make them arrogant and intolerable, and so a breach will ensue.”
Source: The Wisdom of Life and Counsels and Maxims
“Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.”
Source: The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy
“Men are like fine wines - the older they get, the better they get.”
“Men are like fires, they go out when you stop being in touch with your sensuality.”
“Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.”
“Men are like lions. We hunt.”
“Men are like mascara, they run at the slightest display of emotion.”
“Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.”
“Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.”
“Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them”
“Men are like perfume. They envelope us with intensity, and then slowly but surely, they drift away. I would rather savor the initial passionate notes and then move on.”
Source: A Perfumer's Secret
“Men are like pillow-cases. The colour of one may be red, that of another blue, and that of the third black; but all contain the same cotton within. So it is with man; one is beautiful, another is ugly, a third holy, and a fourth wicked; but the Divine Being dwells in them all.”
“Men are like plants; the goodness and flavor of the fruit proceeds from the peculiar soil and exposition in which they grow. We are nothing but what we derive from the air we breathe, the climate we inhabit, the government we obey, the system of religion we profess, and the nature of our employment.”
“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”
Source: Simply Irresistible
“Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.”
Source: Thoughts and Apophthegms: From the Writings of Archbishop Whateley
“Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-”
“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
Source: The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories
“Men are like stone jugs - you may lug them where you like by the ears.”
“Men are like that sometimes - if they meet someone and fall in love, it's real, no matter how fast it happened. But if someone falls for a woman they happen to care about, all they do is question the man's intentions.”
“Men are like the earth and we are the moon; we turn always one side to them, and they think there is no other, because they don't see it - but there is.”
“Men are like the stars; some generate their own light while others reflect the brilliance they receive.”
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“Men are like wine,--not good before the lees of clownishness be settled.”
“Men are likely to be quite generous, especially financially.”
“Men are limited by the knowledge of their minds, the worth of their characters and the principles upon which they are building their lives.”