T Quotes
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All T Quotes
“There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.”
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky”
“There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.”
“There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.”
“There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.”
“There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.”
“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.”
“There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit”
“There are two things in the painter, the eye and the mind; each of them should aid the other.”
“There are two things in the world that can never get together- religion & common sense.”
“There are two things losers say: 'I can't do it' and 'I can't afford it.”
“There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.”
“There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.”
“There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.”
“There are two things people want more than sex and money - recognition and praise.”
“There are two things that are hard to hit and see. That's a spooky ghost and Muhammad Ali.”