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“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

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Author:Fred Allen
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“It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.”

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“There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.”

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Author:Orrin Hatch
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“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”

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Author:Garry Trudeau
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“Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.”

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Author:Richard Halliburton
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“Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.”

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Author:Orrin Hatch
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“What we have to remember is that we can still do anything. We can change our minds. We can start over. Get a post-bac or try writing for the first time. The notion that it's too late to do anything is comical. It's hilarious. We're graduating college. We're so young. We can't, we MUST not lose this sense of possibility because in the end, it's all we have.”

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Author:Marina Keegan
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“We are specifically keeping the best and brightest out. It is the dumb and dumbest that we are letting in. Let me rephrase that: It is the ill-educated and the uneducated that we are letting in. The VCs, college graduates, PhDs, you name it, from all over the world, they are limited. The number of people of that caliber - severely limited and tightly controlled.”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh
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“At a time when the average student is graduating from a four-year college $27,000 in debt, when hundreds of thousands of capable young people no longer see college as an option because of high costs and when the U.S. is falling further and further behind our economic competitors in terms of the percentage of young people graduating from college, no agreement should be passed which, over a period of years, makes a bad situation worse and will make college even less affordable than it is today.”

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Author:Bernie Sanders
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“My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.”

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Author:Ruth Westheimer
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“You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.”

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Author:Michael Dell
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“Openness isn't the end. It's the beginning.”

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Author:Margaret Heffernan
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