“Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.” ThinkingKnowsYearsI CanAgeEarthDiesCoursesCrazyDying Author:Don Rickles
“She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage.” PeopleMenGuyTurnsHeardCrazyYeahHeyBrokeTomsLucyBroke UpEntourage Author:Aziz Ansari
“They portray me as all these crazy things and I'm so not like that. I don't have entourages, I'm as normal as you can get in this lifestyle.” CrazyNormalLifestyleCrazy ThingsEntourage Author:Kate Moss
“The schedule is crazy - it's all suitcases and hotel rooms and you just go nonstop. It's a crazy lifestyle, it really is.” RoomsCrazyLifestyleHotelSchedulesHotel RoomsSuitcases Author:Christina Aguilera
“There's this crazy thinking that style guarantees truth. You go out with a hand-held camera, use available light, and somehow the truth emerges.” ThinkingUseHandsLightCrazyStyleCamerasAvailableGuarantees Author:Errol Morris
“I sleep - laying down, not on the ceiling. Nothing about my life is crazy. I fly a lot, I travel a lot. I eat and sleep like everyone else.” Life IsSleepCrazyCeilingsLaying DownLife Is Crazy Author:Maksim Chmerkovskiy
“You know, where I come from, an antique, to be called an antique, it has to be at least a hundred years old. That's a law: before you can call something an antique, it has to be a hundred years old. In L.A., something that's been around for a couple of weeks is an antique. It's true! People are like, Look at this old-fashioned iPod. Look at this! It's the size of a man's hand! Ha ha ha ha. Back then-back then, people thought Mel Gibson was just acting crazy. It was a very different time.” PeopleKnowsMenYearsLooksDifferentHandsLawActingWeekCrazyCoupleHundredSizeOld FashionedIpodsAntiquesDifferent TimesTrue People Author:Craig Ferguson
“Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.” StillsTodayBeautifulCrazyMadnessGorgeous Author:Michael Jackson
“Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.” IfsWaitingCrazyImpatient Author:Chelsea Handler
“I have this massive notebook called IDEAS and another one called PERSONAL IDEAS and another one called CRAZY IDEAS.” IdeasCrazyMassiveNotebookCrazy Ideas Author:Max Levchin
“All I can to, and the only sense of control I have over this crazy moviemaking business, is to pick things that I like with people that I love and respect, and then just hope everything else works out.” PeopleI CanCrazyPicksWork OutLove And Respect Author:Ari Graynor
“There could be great thrillers or great dramas or great comedies made in that world but everyone's afraid of it. So you have to do them as these crazy little independent movies.” WorldLittlesMadeComedyCrazyDramaIndependentThrillersGreat Comedy Author:George Ratliff
“I've been playing a lot of really strong, able woman, but I think it would be really fun to play a crazy drug addict, or something.” ThinkingPlayWould BeAbleStrongFunCrazyDrugAddictDrug Addict Author:Catherine Bell
“If the crowd is too big, it's too much for me. I took my daughter down there, and all I did was spend all of my time worrying that she was going to get lost because you're caught between somebody with a sandwich in their hand and somebody in a costume. It's really crazy.” IfsHandsBigsLostWorryToo MuchCrazyDaughterCaughtCrowdsMy TimeMy DaughterCostumesSandwiches Author:Lance Henriksen
“I would want to keep that in a little glass sphere, perhaps in the corner of my living room, lit up. But, I think that's an extremely expensive rig. The costumes were crazy expensive, beyond anything they could afford to give you, to take away. They're going to be in a museum of some kind, on display until they get the go for Tron: Legacy 2. It would have been awesome to keep, though. I don't think there was anything that they could afford to let go. I probably would have been arrested.” ThinkingWantGivingKindLittlesHas BeensRoomsCrazyLetting GoGlassesCornersLegacyExpensiveMuseumsSpheresDisplayCostumesLitArrestedLiving RoomRigs Author:James Frain
“It was so ridiculous. We were just sitting there, thinking about how ridiculous it was because we literally had stray hairs on us. The camera couldn't pick up all the details, but we had some crazy things. We had huge slabs of fat on us and bits of nails and hair. It was disgusting. But, there's also the beautiful parts of it.” ThinkingBeautifulBitsCrazyHugeHairPicksSittingCamerasDetailsRidiculousFatsDisgustingNailsCrazy ThingsSlabs Author:Steven Yeun
“I got to go to New York Comic-Con. I've never been and I've heard it's crazy, so I'd love to see it. To be quite honest, I'd like for people to want us to be there, too. I'm hoping. I'm knocking on wood, so we'll see.” PeopleWantHeardCrazyHonestNew YorkWoodsComicWant UKnockingComic Con Author:Steven Yeun
“Which is so important, I mean, that's what's so great about the books, is, you know, those two worlds are sort of, the slacker world of just comedy and laziness and then this crazy, over the top action, supernatural world, and you know, combined.” KnowsWorldMeanTwoImportantBookActionComedyCrazyLazinessNatural WorldOver The TopTwo WorldsSlacker Author:Mary Elizabeth Winstead
“There are moments, moments of fun but it's never necessarily a wink/wink. It's just interesting and odd and crazy things happen inside the world just like a crazy thing happened inside our world. So we don't shy away from that stuff. We take semi-ordinary characters, even though they have their own skill sets, we take those guys and we drop them into extraordinary situations and watch how the get out of them.” WorldMomentsCharacterHappensGuyFunStuffInterestingSituationWatchesHappenedCrazySkillsOrdinaryExtraordinaryThings HappenOddShyOur WorldCrazy Things Author:Todd Farmer
“The reason that I'm here is that Patrick and I are partners and when crazy stuff comes our way we'll sit down and brainstorm and think around it just like we do when we're thinking about a scene. So, while the masters might not understand my being here, or at least they didn't at first, but they do now because we really are a partnership. If he's on set I'm on set.” IfsThinkingWayFirstsReasonMightStuffCrazyMastersSceneDown AndPartnersPartnership Author:Todd Farmer
“I didn't know the comic at all, which is really funny because I grew up here and I had friends who worked at all of the places. Like The Beguiling, which is a store here, and Suspect Video and one of my friends actually worked at Suspect and The Beguiling. So it's kind of crazy that I'd never known the books before.” KnowsKindBookKnownCrazyGrewGrew UpMy FriendsStoresVideoComicSuspects Author:Alison Pill
“I mean I feel like we've shot all these different movies. Like the first 2 weeks of shooting was all Steve Stills apartment and band rehearsal, you know? And so it was like this tiny little group of people and small set comparatively and it just looked like a Toronto apartment. And then we sort of kept ramping up further and further until now we're here in this giant like craziest set I've ever seen with LCD crazy lights that go....you know?” PeopleKnowsFeelsFirstsMeanLittlesStillsDifferentLightGroupsWeekCrazyBandShotsTinyShootingGiantsApartmentRehearsalTorontoCraziest Author:Alison Pill
“And so getting to meet Aubrey Plaza and Mae Whitman and getting to know two awesome girls who are just kick-ass. It's been nice that way where we probably wouldn't have worked together on any other crazy project. And just like you know Chris Evans teaching us all the high-five because he's dealing with like non-jocks (laughter) and we're like yeah!” KnowsWayTwoTogetherGirlFiveNiceCrazyTeachingLike YouProjectsLaughterYeahAssKicksKick AssJocksMae Author:Alison Pill
“The Lampoon was definitely quite formative. You know there's a crazy like kind of network of comedy writers from The Lampoon that are, that kind of you know like Seinfeld and The Simpsons and a lot of shows kind of had a lot of kind of Lampoon writers and so that was very formative. I mean, to me I got interested in comedy writing at an early like reading like Dave Barry.” KnowsWritingKindMeanShowsReadingComedyCrazyDaveComedy Writing Author:Nicholas Stoller
“We have tons of live performances that we're putting on there. We have music videos. There's a music video for the song called I Am Jesus what is one of the funniest music videos, like we just could not find a place for it in the movie, but it's like crazy funny. And we have the whole video.” WholeSongJesusCrazyPerformancesVideoLive Performance Author:Nicholas Stoller
“Most of Emily's backstory is written out between New Moon and Eclipse. I'm reading them as we're shooting the films. I haven't read Breaking Dawn yet. It's just too crazy. There's too much going on that you need a map. I just try to focus on one movie at a time. When we were doing New Moon press, people were already asking about Eclipse. I didn't read it until I was ready to go, so that it was fresh and I wasn't jumbled with all this other stuff.” PeopleNeedsTryingFilmReadingStuffToo MuchFocusWrittenCrazyHavensReadyMoonAskingPressesShootingDawnMapsEclipseEmilyNew MoonBreaking DawnEmily's Author:Tinsel Korey
“hat made me feel uncomfortable. People would be like, "Woah, that's crazy!," or they'd look at me really funny, but it also helped because that's how people look at Emily. I was like, "Come on, be sensitive! I have a scar on my face. It's not nice to just stare at somebody." That was really interesting.” PeopleFeelsLooksMadeWould BeFacesInterestingNiceCrazyStaringUncomfortableSensitiveHatsScarLook At MeReally InterestingEmily Author:Tinsel Korey
“I always say that you should just listen to it and see what you think it sounds like it is. I don't think it should be labeled. Most musicians feel like that. No one wants to put their music in a category. But, I don't think it's all over the place. I don't go from metal to jazz, or anything crazy.” ThinkingWantFeelsShouldSoundCrazyMusicianJazzCategoriesMetalsJust Listen Author:Tinsel Korey
“I'm not saying that I'm the grand genius that came in on a float and made it happen, but they liked my pitch. I was on my way to a camping trip with my daughter when my agent called and said, "This thing came up and it's really wild and crazy, do you want to read it?" And, I said, "Yeah, why don't you just send it to me? But, I'm going on this camping trip, so I probably won't be able to read it until I get back."” WayWantMadeSaidHappensAbleCrazyGeniusDaughterYeahAgentsMade ItMy WayMy DaughterGet BackFloatsCampingWild And Crazy Author:Remi Aubuchon
“And, there's clearly not going to be any outside help coming, anytime soon. These people are going to have to figure out some way to get out of this situation, and they're going to choose all sorts of crazy-ass strategies.” PeopleWayHelpingSituationCrazyFiguresStrategyAss Author:Remi Aubuchon
“Yes, there's a lot of crazy stuff going on there, but it still comes down to those seven people. What are they going to do? How are they going to deal with everything?” PeopleStillsStuffDealsCrazySeven Author:Remi Aubuchon
“Pilot season is always crazy because you audition for a million things, and really, in the end, it's not up to you.” EndsMillionsCrazySeasonsPilotsAuditionsUp To You Author:Janina Gavankar
“The transformation is the most excruciating pain that you could possibly imagine, so you're mimicking this grand mal seizure while wearing crazy latex make-up. It's so bizarre. It's really out there. The most challenging part is the emotional and physical side of it.” PainSidesChallengesImagineCrazyEmotionalTransformationBizarreSeizuresMimickingLatexExcruciating Pain Author:Sam Huntington
“You try to break it down to weeks at a time otherwise you sort of make yourself crazy spinning out going from one....you just can't get your head around one of them fully. So I'm more task oriented. I like to sort of like focus on one thing for a couple of weeks...and also they're all in different stages of development.” TryingDifferentBreakFocusOne ThingWeekCrazyStageDevelopmentCoupleTasksSpinningStages Of DevelopmentFocus On One Thing Author:Justin Theroux
“I like writing for other people. I love it. It's great because you write it and then you hand it off to someone else. But in terms of directing, anything I direct will be something I've written or re-written. I'm in no crazy rush to direct.” PeopleWritingHandsTermWrittenCrazyDirect Author:Nicholas Stoller
“I've made choices in my life to be somewhat broke to do art and I think it is going to be the same thing with online exposure. You have to be able to make the choices that can make you happy or it will make you crazy.” ThinkingArtMadeAbleChoicesCrazyBrokeOnlineExposureMake You Happy Author:Erika M. Anderson
“There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It's definitely fun but it's a lot of work.” PeoplePlayShowsFunStuffHoursPartyCrazySceneBedLateWake UpDrunkShow MeTouringMcdonaldsUp EarlyDrunk People Author:Sam Hughes
“The silence of those in positions of influence in the church who know, or have a strong suspicion, that being gay is a nonpathological minority variant in the human condition drives me crazy, far crazier than I am driven by any loud-mouthed purveyor of hateful nonsense.” KnowsHumansStrongChurchSilenceCrazyInfluenceConditionsPositionGayDrivenLoudNonsenseMinoritiesHuman ConditionSuspicionHatefulBeing GayDrive Me Crazy Author:James Alison
“I'm the kind of person where you're never done, you just keep perfecting and perfecting and perfecting, or trying to fix things that drive you crazy. Often times when you watch a film, "if I could just get through this minute, I'll be fine." So I think I'm just hard on myself.” IfsThinkingTryingKindPersonsHardDoneFilmWatchesCrazyMinutesFineIf I Could Author:Cary Fukunaga
“I've got a lot of letters from prison. Lost was a big prison show. But it's really crazy when you get the letter that says, 'So, I'm getting out in three months, I've only been in for 17 years and I'd really like to meet you.'” YearsShowsBigsThreeLostCrazyMonthsLettersPrisonThree Months Author:Ian Somerhalder
“I've always liked the fact that I could make people laugh at crazy stuff that has happened to me. If it makes you feel better at me falling down the stairs...then I'm going to do it.” PeopleIfsFeelsFactsFallStuffLaughingHappenedCrazyFeel BetterFalling DownStairsMaking People Laugh Author:Sherri Shepherd
“Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off - don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.” MindDoeGuyReligionHateJesusCausesHellFireCrazyTheaterPhonesHeyCellsLitThis GuyCell PhoneOwn BusinessMind Your Own BusinessMovie TheaterBraceletMind Your Own Author:Daniel Tosh
“Americans are now certifiably insane. They are crazy. They are suffering a mass psychosis. They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.” SufferingLostAbilityCrazyMassInsanePsychosis Author:Joseph Farah
“It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man!” PeopleMenLinesCrazyJokesFuneral Author:Chris Tucker
“I think the camera is a wonderful machine, don't you? And not to take photographs in this century is crazy.” ThinkingWonderfulCrazyCenturyMachinesCamerasPhotograph Author:Peter Beard
“Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.” IfsMightNightCrazyBedDatingExcitingOne NightDaylightKevlar Author:Christopher Titus
“Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some. Mom, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mom.” ThinkingRealKidsDiesParentBornCrazyForgivingSentencesHeyMumBeing A ParentHey YouReal Funny Author:Christopher Titus
“My mum is in a mental hospital. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Winston Churchill, Mozart, John Lennon. These people all had a touch of crazy that fuelled their brilliance. They were not locked up for it like my mum. Pft. Then again, Winston Churchill never tried to kill my dad.” PeopleLinesCrazyFineGeniusDadMy DadInsanityHospitalsLockedMumBrillianceFine LinesLocked UpLennon Author:Christopher Titus
“My mom was crazy. And her mom was crazy. And her mom's mom was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going to live the rest of my life giggling at raindrops, wearing paper slippers ? When I go to dinner with friends, should I not use a fork 'cause I just might snap? Hey, you guys look great. How's the baby?” ShouldLooksUseMightGuyTurnsCausesCrazyBabyPaperDinnerHeyMumShould ISnapsForksHey YouRaindropsSlippersDinner With Friends Author:Christopher Titus
“How come Mom is crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible my mom could stand up in front of this many people and talk about all the crap in her life and those people could have sat around and laughed with her, it would've meant nothing and she could have moved on cool. It's also possible she could have taken out the whole front row with a large-caliber weapon.” PeopleWellsWholeTakenCrazyFrontsMomWeaponsMovedMy MomSatLaughedCrapMoved OnCaliber Author:Christopher Titus