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“I think I'm well on the way of overcoming a very big hurdle that's been in my way for several years. Which is trying to find a way to not let the insecurity of my profession get the better of me and make me crazy. I'm trying to find a way to maintain my own personal balance in the midst of everything.”

Thinking Way Trying Years Wells Bigs My Own Crazy Balance Overcoming Profession My Way Insecurity Midst Hurdle

Author:Rebecca De Mornay

“I feel like every five to seven years I really need to put myself in this position of discomfort and exploration, just to survive. Otherwise I feel like I'm falling asleep, like I'll go crazy if I don't do it.”

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Author:Karen O

“I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers, still crazy after all these years.”

Years Stills Crazy Insanity Peers Jury

Author:Paul Simon

“I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me.”

Way Years Film Hate House Waiting Sleep Half Crazy Fans Horror Sitting Dating Cute Girlfriend Terrified Bathroom Weeping My Girlfriend Horror Film Hold Me Half A Year Sitting Up

Author:Jared Padalecki

“I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.”

Thinking Years Has Beens Two Country Crazy Hot Helen Going Crazy Two Countries Helen Of Troy

Author:Colin Quinn

“He should release the tax returns tomorrow. It's crazy. You've got to release six, eight, ten years back tax returns. Take the hit for a day or two. He has to give a big speech in defense of capitalism, and that will elevate, I think, this race above this tactical back and forth, which I do think he's on the margin of losing.”

Thinking Giving Should Years Two Bigs Race Crazy Return Tomorrow Republican Ten Taxes Speech Six Losing Capitalism Eight Defense Release Back And Forth Margins Tactical Tax Returns

Author:William Kristol

“I was spending a lot of time in Mumbai after I met my husband, who is Indian, and while parts of the city were prospering like crazy, I couldn't quite make out how the new wealth had changed the prospects of the majority of city residents who lived in slums. So after a few years I stopped wondering and started reporting.”

Years Wealth Cities Wonder Crazy Changed Mets Husband Majority Spending Indian My Husband Prospects Residents Make Out Slums Mumbai Prospering

Author:Katherine Boo

“I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life.”

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Author:Ray Kinsella

“I've been to Africa many times in the past 20 years, but I can't believe this is the first time since the very first Red Nose Day, that I've been back to Ethiopia. The last time I was here was just after the famine and it was crazy, there were people all over the place, kids without families, aid workers, camera crews.”

People Years Firsts Believe I Can Kids Lasts Past Crazy First Time Red Cameras Workers Aids Noses Last Time Crew Famine Ethiopia

Author:Lenny Henry

“The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by John McCain, the Cosmopoligrip. And then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by George W. Bush, the Mojidiot. Of course, there was the Bill Clinton Screwdriver.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.”

Years Stills Lasts Night Crazy Streets Lovers Mets Glad Beer Last Night Drank Old Time Just Smile Old Love

Author:Paul Simon

“Darling, if I think of all I miss now, I will go crazy. I should not think of that. I only want to think of all that I still have, and then I am rich. Your spirit is always around me, in your diary, our letters, all the things you got for our household. How proud we were of that! And the nearly six years! O God, I thank you for those years. If I never had met you, I would now not have all the sorrow; but I would have missed these riches -- and do these years not abundantly balance the lonely years I face without you?”

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Author:Diet Eman

“For the last year and a half, I went from being a crazy workout girl to sort of saying, "My body wants a little bit a of break." So I kind of stay with more simple stuff and taking walks and not being neurotic about working out and eating right. I started to enjoy life a little bit more. The only downside to that is there's that couple extra pounds and about 4,000 pregnancy rumors, but you know, other than that, it feels great.”

“Many years later I was told that the great specialist had admitted to friends of his that he had altered his treatment of neurasthenia since reading The Yellow Wallpaper.It was not intended to drive people crazy, but to save people from being driven crazy, and it worked.”

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Book:Collected Works of Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Short Stories, Novels, Poems and Essays: The Yellow Wallpaper, What Diantha Did, Women and Economics, The Crux, Moving the Mountain, Herland and other works from the prominent American feminist, sociologist and novelist

Source: Collected Works of Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Short Stories, Novels, Poems and Essays: The Yellow Wallpaper, What Diantha Did, Women and Economics, The Crux, Moving the Mountain, Herland and other works from the prominent American feminist, sociologist and novelist

“My introduction into Marvel world was Comic-Con 2014 where I really had to take a step back and go, 'What have I walked into? What is this place? It's wild, and there's all these crazy rockstars walking around - who are all older than me, which was really weird. I was like, 'I feel too old to be in a superhero movie,' and they're like 10 years older than me.”

World Feels Years Steps Crazy Walking Comic Superhero Introduction Really Weird Rockstars Comic Con

Author:Evangeline Lilly

“At one point cinema and photography weren't treated as art. Now it's crazy to think they're not. The key question is "What is art today?" The most important artists of the last 20 years are Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ive, because the influence they have had is incredible and they've changed the world. That is art.”

Thinking World Years Art Important Today Jobs Lasts Artist Crazy Influence Changed Keys Photography Incredibles Treated Cinema

Author:Ferran Adria

“My new single 'I'm Gonna show you crazy' is really about knowing it's okay to not be okay. It's not about being legit crazy it's about feeling like you're an outsider and there's nothing wrong with that. I was bitter during that time in my life but I needed that. It helped shaped me and my music. Going through a hard time makes you a better person. Going through hell those two years was worth it.”

Years Persons Two Hard Shows Feelings Hell Knowing Crazy Like You Needed Okay Bitter Hard Times Two Years Outsiders Worth It Better Person Legit

Author:Bebe

“John McCain responded to critics who say he's too old for a sixth term by saying that his mother is 103 years old and doing well. The crazy thing is that even she is somehow younger than John McCain.”

Years Wells Mother Term Crazy Critics Mccain Crazy Things

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Br Orson Pratt is in trubble in consequence of his wife, hir feelings are so rought up that he dos not know whether his wife is wrong, or whether Josephs testimony and others are wrong and do lie and he deceived for 12 years or not; his is all but crazy about matters... we will not let Br. Orson go away from us he is too good a man to have a woman destroy him.”

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Author:Jedediah M. Grant

“I've been working since I was five years old, and everyone in my life, outside of my family, would look at us and go, "You're crazy! Take your kid out of the business and put them in school because you're never gonna succeed."”

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Author:Chloe Grace Moretz

“So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out banks, we're bailing out car companies. In fact, did you know there's a special box on your tax form this year you can check if you want a portion of your taxes to actually go to running the government?”

Ifs Knows Want Years Looks Facts Government Running Form Company Crazy Streets Special Car Wall Taxes Boxes Checks Portions Did You Know Bailing Out

Author:Jay Leno

“The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida and I only lived there for a year.”

Ifs Years Stories Felt Crazy Months Couple Percent Florida Shocking Unbelievable Hooked Crazy Women

Author:Tucker Max

“I was too crazy in my teenage years and I wasn't doing anything that made any sense.”

Years Made Crazy Teenage Teenage Years

Author:Dito Montiel

“When I get 13 or 14 years old, I get crazy with rock music, like, like, deeply crazy. And one of my favorite bands at that moment was, for example, like - bands like Metallica or Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and Santana, you know? And then I start to play metal, actually, when I was - at the age of 15.”

Knows Years Play Moments Age Black Crazy Rocks Example Band My Favorite That Moment Metals Now And Then Rock Music Sabbath Zeppelins Metallica Black Sabbath Favorite Bands Santana

Author:Juanes

“I love 'Anne of Green Gables.' I have for years. That's one of my favourite things. She's such a can-do kind of girl; that's why I'm crazy about her.”

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Author:Aretha Franklin

“I've done TV for tons and tons of years, so I'm not crazy about doing more TV, but with films, all I want to do are different projects that aren't all the same.”

Want Years Different Done Film Crazy Tvs Projects

Author:Frank Oz

“Religion is a completely different thing from the claim that the Earth is six thousand years old. That's just crazy.”

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Author:Bill Nye

“It's so crazy because kids that wrote to me when they were 14 years old are still in my life. A lot have gone on to become musicians and artists in their own right who inspire me now.”

Years Stills Kids Artist Gone Crazy Inspire Musician

Author:Kathleen Hanna

“I can't read music. Instead, I'd do stuff inside the piano, do harmonics and all kinds of crazy things. They used to put me in these annual piano contests down at Long Beach City College, and two years in a row, I won first prize - out of like 5,000 kids!”

Years Firsts Kind Long I Can Two Kids Used Stuff Cities Crazy College All Kinds Beach Piano Prize Two Years Contests Annuals Crazy Things Long Beach

Author:Eddie Van Halen

“I began dancing when I was 7 years old. I was told that I had the perfect ballet dancers body and had these crazy high arches in my feet that resulted in an amazing point. Ballet was very disciplined and, frankly, a little boring, so I eventually transitioned to gymnastics. I loved that, although I never reached a competitive level.”

Years Littles Body Perfect Levels Feet Crazy Dancing Boring Dancer Ballet Gymnastics Arches Ballet Dancer

Author:Catherine Mary Stewart

“Wes Anderson's films, 6-year-olds are crazy about them.”

Years Film Crazy

Author:Noah Baumbach

“If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'”

Ifs Years Two Games Crazy Missing Basketball Two Years Hanging Out Lanes Basketball Game Greatest Basketball

Author:Chris Rock

“I'm able to laugh now, because I've gone through a lot of mental and physical therapy to heal over the years, my music's been wonderful for me. But I was a shell of my former self at one point. I was not myself. To be fair, I was about 19, so ... I went to Catholic school and all this crazy stuff happened, and I was going, 'Oh, is this just the way adults are?' I was very naive.”

Way Years Self Able School Stuff Music Laughing Gone Wonderful Happened Crazy Adults Fairs Catholic Heal Former Therapy Shells Naive Catholic School Physical Therapy

Author:Lady Gaga

“It dawned on me at some point that our music makes certain people happy - I never thought we'd have that effect and it's really gratifying and humbling. My least favorite is the exhaustion that comes with traveling a lot, the touring related exhaustion. And the crazy thing is that we've all been doing this for years and your body never gets used to it - you always feel messed up. But it's a good problem to have.”

People Feels Years Problem Body Used Certain Crazy Effects Your Body Related Touring Exhaustion Humbling Messed Up Crazy Things

Author:David Macklovitch

“Why don't we all just go crazy when we know were going to croak? Because the mind's a monkey. You put things in departments and you go ahead. You go on and plan for the future and assume that the future's going to work out okay. Yet we know that sooner or later we're all going to be eating worms, whether it's fifty years or sixty. It might be tomorrow. It might happen today.”

Knows Years Mind Might Happens Today Plans Crazy Goes On Tomorrow Eating Okay Assuming Work Out Fifty Department Sixty Sooner Or Later Monkeys Worms Going To Work

Author:Stephen King

“I remember listening to Sugar Free and Jay Z and I never really understood some of the stuff they used to say until years later. Then you hear it again like, Damn that's crazy. I just got what he's talking about.”

Years Remember Used Stuff Talking Crazy Listening Understood Damn Sugar

Author:Schoolboy Q

“We don't run out of stories, because of the characters. But also every year, the NFL, like a crazy rich uncle we never see, just drops some stories off at our door.”

Years Character Stories Running Rich Doors Crazy Nfl Uncles

Author:Jeff Schaffer

“Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.”

Knows Years Said Ends Humor Funny My Own Deals Know How Four Crazy Fronts Years Ago Misery Workers Bread Four Years Pizza My Own Life Ankles Huts Co Worker

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!”

Years Made Humor Funny Guy Crazy Insanity This Guy

Author:Woody Allen

“I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and red carpets and trips to Europe and crazy stuff I never would have imagined - and I look at them as if I'm the bartender in the corner of the room. They've never gone into my psyche. I look at them with distance, and wonder.”

Ifs Knows Way Years Looks Lasts Stars Stuff Rooms Wonder Gone Crazy Europe Red Distance Corners My Way Movie Star Carpet Glamour Mansions Red Carpet Bartender

Author:Andre Dubus

“But if you have a point of view and you're an artist or a writer, it's kind of crazy to not take advantage of that, especially if you can do something that's entertaining as well. I've done a number of things like that over the years.”

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Author:David Lloyd

“I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“I am crazy about my own films. The films I've just made I'm crazy about them. But then I don't see them for many years. It's like when you get a new child you're very crazy about this child but then after a few years you're like, "what was its name again?"”

Years Children Made Film Names My Own Crazy I Am Crazy

Author:Lars von Trier

“Women became almost our bigger audience. Teenage girls went crazy for my movie. I saw it. I went to theatres all over and there were gangs of girls going and screaming. There were kids that were 10 or 11 years old when September 11 happened. They've been told for years they're going to get killed, they're going to get blown up. Every time you go on an airplane, X-ray your shoes because you're going to get blown up. Terror alert orange, don't travel. So, people have a reaction and they want to scream. Horror movies have become the new date movie.”

People Want Years Kids Girl Audience Saws Happened Crazy Goes On Horror Bigger Shoes Terror Theatre Reactions Rays Scream Airplane September Teenage Orange Gang September 11 Teenage Girl Date Movie

Author:Eli Roth

“I've been able to go so many places. I had the opportunity to go to Hong Kong when I was thirteen years old which is crazy. I lived there for three months. It was amazing. I couldn't ask for a more enriched life so far.”

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Author:Dakota Fanning

“I was supposed to go up for something recently that was a six-year commitment, and I didn't want to do it. It was a terrible part as well. I don't want to be doing six years of something. I'd go crazy.”

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Author:Max Irons

“The average age of a model is fifteen years old. It's so crazy to me. And how confusing for men; they're like, "Well, I'm supposed to be attracted to that image" - like that's what it's designed for - "but it's a fifteen year old girl." I think it's a very confusing thing for every single person involved.”

Thinking Men Years Wells Persons Age Girl Crazy Involved Models Average Supposed To Be Fifteen Confusing Single Person Fifteen Years Fifteen Years Old

Author:Laura Benanti

“You could feel the place going crazy because we hadn't been on stage together for maybe 35 years and the audience could just feel us in the darkness come on and they went nuts. It made the little hairs stand up on the back of my neck and we sang Sit on My Face, which I thought was wonderfully appropriate for George's memorial, and then we bowed and we showed our bare asses.”

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Author:Eric Idle

“By taking out a loan, I am committing myself to years of interest repayments, and therefore to years of wage slavery. And the UK has been borrowing like crazy since 1694, when the Bank of England was invented. This means that we are locked into high taxation to pay for 300 years of wars and other costly and generally disastrous state enterprises.”

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Author:Tom Hodgkinson

“It's been a long time since I've stood on a stage in London. Was about 14 or 15 years ago, I was 60 years old, just a kid with a crazy dream. Since then I've taken a lot of Prozac, Paxil, Wellbutrin, Effexor, Ritalin, Focalin. I've also studied deeply in the philosophies and the religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through.”

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Author:Leonard Cohen