“I could have easily never worked again after 'Precious.' I could be back at my receptionist job and no one would be surprised, but I'm having a very crazy little career that no one thought would happen. Although that was never the plan.” LittlesHappensWould BeJobsCareersPlansCrazyReceptionists Author:Gabourey Sidibe
“If someone had told me in 1963 that one day I would be in Congress, I would have said, 'You're crazy. You don't know what you're talking about.'” IfsKnowsSaidWould BeTalkingCrazyOne DayCongress Author:John Lewis
“My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I don't necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. 'Caddyshack' is amazing, but there's not a lot of new 'Caddyshack's.” HeartRealStoriesDreamBigsWould BeCareersLaughingComedyCrazyReal StoryReal Heart Author:Jake M. Johnson
“Kicking leaves you momentarily on one foot, and for that moment you are in a very weak position. If you were to be swept off your feet, you would be finished. This is why lifting your feet off the ground is crazy.” IfsMomentsWould BeFeetCrazyPositionWeakFinishedThat MomentLiftingKickingFeet Off The Ground Author:Morihei Ueshiba
“What I proposed was a computer that would be easy to use, mix text and graphics, and sell for about $1,000. Steve Jobs said that it was a crazy idea, that it would never sell, and we didn't want anything like it. He tried to shoot the project down.” WantSaidIdeasUseWould BeJobsEasyCrazyComputerProjectsSellsCrazy Ideas Author:Jef Raskin
“Sanity is a matter of culture and convention. If it's a crazy culture you live in, then you have to be irrational to want to conform. A completely rational person would recognize that the culture was crazy and refuse to conform. But by not conforming, he is the one who would be judged crazy by that particular society.” IfsWantPersonsMatterWould BeCultureCrazyParticularRefuseRationalSanityJudgedConventionsIrrationalConform Book:A Stranger in My Grave Source: A Stranger in My Grave
“CO2 is so beneficial...it would be crazy to try to reduce it” TryingWould BeCrazyBeneficialBeing CrazyCo2 Author:Freeman Dyson
“Tell me, how do you cope so calmly With crazy youth's arrogant way? Indeed, youth would be insufferable, Had I myself not also been insufferable.” WayWould BeCrazyYouthArrogantInsufferable Author:Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I don't think it would be crazy to have a model or an entity model on the Reconstruction Finance Corp. That goes back to 1932, although it was really implemented in '33 under Jesse Jones, and it invested in mostly banks initially and preferred stock and that sort of thing.” ThinkingWould BeCrazyModelsFinanceEntityBeing CrazyReconstructionPreferred Stock Author:Howard Warren Buffett
“I loved him. I hated him. I wanted to kiss him. I wanted to strangle him. I was a walking, talking contradiction. There were days I was so torn by my conflicting emotions that I thought I would be ripped in half. Staring at my best friend and secret object of my undying love, I wondered if I would ever get off this crazy train of emotions swirling around inside me. I didn't like feeling this way. But the truth was I couldn't remember a time I didn't feel this aching need to completely immerse myself in all things Daniel Lowe.” IfsWayNeedsFeelsFeelingsWould BeWantedRememberSecretEmotionHalfTalkingCrazyObjectsWalkingKissingAll ThingsTrainHatedStaringContradictionTornMy Best FriendRippedLowesConflicting EmotionsUndying Love Author:A. Meredith Walters
“If I were to do a foundation, it would be to promote solar energy. And I'm worried about drilling for oil. I think it is harming the earth, 'cos it drains the layer of oil under the surface, and that could be causing earthquakes. It's like we're giving the earth arthritis. I don't know if that sounds crazy.” IfsThinkingKnowsGivingWould BeEarthEnergySoundCrazyFoundationSurfaceOilWorriedLayersEarthquakesDrainsDrillingArthritisSolar Energy Author:Debbie Harry
“To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.” HumansMatterWould BeFunnySpiritSpaceAttentionCrazyLimitsAstronomySillyHuman SpiritAstronomy And Universe Author:Stephen Hawking
“If someone was to tell you that you were a witch, I think that it would be somewhat like, "You've got to be kidding me! I'm out of here! You're crazy!"” IfsThinkingWould BeCrazyLike YouWitch Author:Britt Robertson
“A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party.” PeopleThinkingWantShouldTryingWould BePartyCrazyEventsComedianLoudUnusualHostCrowdedMellowLoud MusicWild And CrazyAfter Party Author:Tig Notaro
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.” IfsWantWould BeCrazyMissionsSaneFlewBeing CrazyCatch 22 Important Author:Joseph Heller
“If you open up a magazine and there's a photograph of you with a giant red circle around your thigh, like, look at this cellulite, any person - I don't care what you do - would be mortified. It's no wonder people get crazy about it.” PeopleIfsLooksPersonsWould BeCareWonderCrazyRedPhotographDon't CareCirclesMagazinesI Don't CareGiantsThighsCellulite Author:Scarlett Johansson
“I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he's also really good.” ThinkingWould BeCrazyRidiculousTomsHardyCrazy Things Author:Ansel Elgort
“It drives me crazy to do readings of my books, because if I read anything I've written in the past, I'd like to almost rewrite everything. If I could, I'd completely rewrite Fargo Rock City, and every sentence would be just slightly different. In all likelihood, most of them wouldn't be any better. Some of them would just be changed back to whatever form they used to be, before I second-guessed myself the first time.” IfsFirstsBookDifferentWould BePastFormUsedReadingCitiesWrittenCrazyRocksChangedFirst TimeSentencesUsed To BeIf I CouldLikelihoodDrive Me CrazyFargo Author:Chuck Klosterman
“If I didn't have a camera, the things I do would be crazy.” IfsWould BeCrazyCamerasBeing Crazy Author:Diane Arbus
“It takes almost no capital to open a new See's candy store. We're drowning in capital of our own that has almost no cost. It would be crazy to franchise stores like some capital-starved pancake house. We like owning our own stores as a matter of quality control.” MatterWould BeHouseQualityCrazyCostStoresCandyDrowningBeing CrazyPancakesQuality ControlCandy Stores Author:Charlie Munger
“I'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute to the world. It would be a much better world, a much more peaceful and non-violent world if we lived by Jewish values.” PeopleIfsWorldShouldFactsWould BeValuesCrazyViolentPeacefulNon ViolentJewish Values Author:Jackie Mason
“I've been playing a lot of really strong, able woman, but I think it would be really fun to play a crazy drug addict, or something.” ThinkingPlayWould BeAbleStrongFunCrazyDrugAddictDrug Addict Author:Catherine Bell
“hat made me feel uncomfortable. People would be like, "Woah, that's crazy!," or they'd look at me really funny, but it also helped because that's how people look at Emily. I was like, "Come on, be sensitive! I have a scar on my face. It's not nice to just stare at somebody." That was really interesting.” PeopleFeelsLooksMadeWould BeFacesInterestingNiceCrazyStaringUncomfortableSensitiveHatsScarLook At MeReally InterestingEmily Author:Tinsel Korey
“People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.” PeopleMenSometimesWould BeUsedFunEasyComedyCrazyYeahAlternativesFlutesBeing FunnyCrazy Man Author:Eugene Mirman
“Clive Davis told me that "Since U Been Gone" would be on the radio in April. It came out in October. I remember counting the months. I remember thinking he was crazy, that he was out of his mind. But he was right. Never doubt Clive Davis.” ThinkingMindWould BeRememberGoneDoubtCrazyMonthsRadioAprilCountingOctober Author:Lukasz Gottwald
“Where you are in life is exactly where you are supposed to be as a result of the things you have done up until that moment in time. To do anything else but accept your current situation would be crazy. The real thing to do is decide where you want to go, use both consistency and patience to get there and enjoy the ride. It is, after all, the path you have chosen in life.” WantRealDoneMomentsUseWould BeLife IsEnjoyResultsSituationAcceptingPathCrazyCurrentsChosenSupposed To BeThings To DoThat MomentWhere You AreConsistencyReal ThingsMoments In TimeBeing CrazyCurrent SituationWhere You Are In Life Author:Martyn Rooney
“There's a lot of hip-hop that would be great with a banjo in it. It would just groove like crazy, and I hope I get to be one of the guys who does that, because it's coming. It's coming.” DoeWould BeGuyCrazyHip HopHipsHopsGrooveBanjos Author:Bela Fleck
“I love my job so much. I thought, what a cool way for kids to learn, via assignment, via reporting. I learn so much as an adult going around and covering these stories. How fun it would be to do it via a storybook app and cartoon characters. My daughter can work on an iPhone and iPad like crazy. That's their world. If you can use that, use it educationally.” IfsWorldWayCharacterStoriesUseWould BeKidsJobsFunCrazyDaughterAdultsMy DaughterCartoonCoveringIphoneAssignmentsAppsIpadsCartoon Character Author:Nancy O'Dell
“Love is the biggest thing. I feel that if we all were truly loving to each other, I think life would be better. Even to like, a stranger. They could be going through something crazy in their day and just to show love towards that person.” IfsThinkingFeelsPersonsShowsWould BeLove IsCrazyStranger Author:Leon Bridges
“I just find it crazy what people will critique you on, and you have to take it with a grain of salt. I could be curing cancer, and I would be shunned for it. I mean, that's just the truth. People are crazy, but I like to say for every hater I have 100 people that love me and they think it's motivational, so I try to focus on that. But it's sometimes hard, you know?” PeopleThinkingKnowsTryingMeanSometimesHardWould BeFocusCrazyCancerSaltGrainCritiqueGrain Of Salt Author:Khloe Kardashian
“I would want to create an amphitheater outside of California where I would play everyday, and then people would have to come to me. I would create all this crazy stage decor and film it. Or I would just stay inside my home and do films. I would be like the modern Maya Deren.” PeopleWantPlayHomeWould BeFilmCrazyModernStageEverydayCaliforniaDecor Author:Lykke Li
“If you're any good as an artist, you have to be doing something nobody else has interest in. Nobody would be interested in my work except a few crazy people.” PeopleIfsWould BeArtistInterestCrazyCrazy People Author:Carl Andre
“I chose the name "Padded Room," because, when I'm in the booth, it would be the padded room. When I'm in the booth, I can say a lot of things and speak about a lot of things that normally I wouldn't be able to speak about to a friend or to family or to a crowd. A lot of times, the things that I say, if you had to categorize it, they would probably call me nuts or crazy. So, you add that aspect of "The Padded Room," which would be almost like an insane asylum.” IfsI CanWould BeAbleNamesSpeakRoomsCrazyAspectAddCrowdsInsaneCall MeNutsAsylumsInsane Asylum Author:Joe Budden
“I've just come back from Vegas, and I was in on the caucus process. It's insane. What a mess. And also with these particular candidates who are running, so many times I said, "I just wish Kurt Vonnegut were alive." This is like something he would be writing. This is just crazy stuff. I would love to hear his take on it.” WritingSaidWould BeRunningWishStuffProcessAliveCrazyParticularInsaneMessCandidatesVegasLike SomethingCaucus Author:Susan Sarandon
“We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.” WayWould BeFunCrazyChecksComedianExpress YourselfBeing CrazyFun Times Author:Sarah Silverman
“The relation of redemption and sanctification would be the ongoing relationship between the driver and God who is directing her. Now, if God isn't directing him, he may go wild and do all sorts of things criminal and crazy.” IfsMayWould BeCrazyRelationCriminalsRedemptionDriversOngoingSanctification Author:Dallas Willard
“I don't think it would be crazy to have a model or an entity model on the Reconstruction Finance Corp.” ThinkingWould BeCrazyModelsFinanceEntityBeing CrazyReconstruction Author:Warren Buffett
“It would be kind of magical if we were just happening to be able to see right to some boundary and then something crazy happened beyond that, like galaxies ceased to exist. I mean, that just seems nuts.” IfsKindMeanSeemsWould BeAbleHappenedCrazyHappeningsBoundariesBe KindNutsGalaxy Author:Janna Levin
“It would be crazy for me to come out now talking about selling drugs and doing all this stuff I never did for the sake of A&R or records or trying to keep the street buzz or whatever.” TryingWould BeStuffTalkingRecordsCrazyStreetsDrugSakeSellingBuzzBeing CrazySelling Drugs Author:Chamillionaire
“On the road, when I do stand-up, people would always say, "What do you think about Donald Trump?" If you said, "He's crazy," they'd be like, "Yeah, he's crazy." But if you said, "I don't know - he seems interesting," they would be like, "That's really what I think."” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsSaidSeemsWould BeInterestingCrazyTrumpYeah Author:Colin Jost
“I feel like with comedy, the crazy things that happen are never serious you know? Like, rubble being poured onto you in drama would be something that's absolutely terrible, but in a comedy it's absolutely terrible but so funny.” KnowsFeelsHappensWould BeComedyCrazySeriousTerribleDramaCrazy ThingsRubble Author:Vanessa Hudgens