“If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.” IfsDrugSixAlcoholTanksCaffeineFunny SarcasticNicotine Author:Dick Gregory
“As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.” SufferingMillionsMonthsDrugAddictionCongressAlcoholRecoveryCelebrateTreatmentBarriersDrug AddictionFunny Sarcastic Author:Jim Ramstad
“Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.” PersonsInterestingDrugAlcoholAlternativesCigaretteAlcoholismFunny SarcasticCigarettes And Alcohol Author:Marilyn vos Savant
“I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.” LoveLifeSongWishRelationshipDrugAlcoholTeenagerFiltersDrugs And AlcoholFunny Sarcastic Author:Taylor Swift
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” HateViolenceDrinkDrugShotsI HateDrinkingAlcoholDrunkBeerInsanityWeedSanityEpicHuntersDrankLoathingDrugs And AlcoholAdvocatingDrinking AlcoholFunny DrinkingBeer DrinkingGreat DrinkingFunny AlcoholAlcohol DrinkingColumnistsDrinking FunnyGreat AlcoholGonzoFunny BeerBlack HumorAlcohol AddictionInsanity And SanityAlcohol And LifeFunny SarcasticFunny Beer DrinkingFear And LoathingSmoking And DrinkingFunny DrugGonzo JournalismShots DrinkingDrinks And LoveSex DrugsShort BeerCigarettes And Alcohol Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.” UseSpecialHorrorDrugRegardAlcoholDrugs And AlcoholFunny Sarcastic Author:William S. Burroughs