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“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.”
“I was five years old the first time I got drunk.”
“I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.”
“I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.”
“I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.”
“Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.”
“A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.”
“I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.”
“It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.”
“I become drunk as circumstances dictate.”
“Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk.”