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“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.”
“Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.”
“The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober'”
“A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man”
“Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.”
“I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.”
“It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk.”
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”
“It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.”
“I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”
“Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.”
“Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?”
“I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.”
“He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.”
“I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.”
“It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.”