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“I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.”
“Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.”
“Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination”
“When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!”
“The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.”
“I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".”
“People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.”
“I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.”
“Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.”