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“People have so many expectations when they go out on stage, so many wishes about what their night is going to be: if they're going to meet that person, have a fun time with their friends, have a good high, hear good music. People get drunk and turn into themselves in a way, and they go to experience some kind of emotion. But it's not always about fun. There's a destructive side to it. But I'm more into the empowerment of going out, because it's always been the place where I could be myself and get inspired. Even if I'm sad, dancing is a way to let stuff out.”

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Author:Robyn
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“From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I know I'm over-generalizing here. So when the occasional venue still describes us The ex as "anarchopunk" that's a real bummer, since it attracts an audience that expects a kind of music - which we don't play - and it keeps away another audience that actually might have liked it when they would have come. That's a pity, for both them and us.”

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Author:G.W. Sok
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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Author:Jack Lemmon
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

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Author:Dean Martin
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“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

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Author:Dean Martin
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“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”

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Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
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“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”

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Author:Ambrose Bierce
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

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Author:Frank Sinatra
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“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

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Author:W. Clement Stone
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“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

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Author:Dylan Thomas
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“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

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Author:Hunter S. Thompson
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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

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Author:Humphrey Bogart
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“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde
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“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

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Author:William Butler Yeats
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“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

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Book:Real Frank Zappa Book
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“She was made up of more, too. She was the books she read in the library. She was the flower in the brown bowl. Part of her life was made from the tree growing rankly in the yard. She was the bitter quarrels she had with her brother whom she loved dearly. She was Katie's secret, despairing weeping. She was the shame of her father stumbling home drunk. She was all of these things and of something more...It was what God or whatever is His equivalent puts into each soul that is given life - the one different thing such as that which makes no two fingerprints on the face of the earth alike.”

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Book:A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
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