Drunk Quotes
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“I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.”
“Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.”
“You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”
“I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.”
“My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.”
“There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”
“Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.”
“I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.”
“Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.”