“A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.”
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“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
Source: Samuel Butler's notebooks
Source: The Soul of Man, and Prison Writings
“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”
“You Too? I thought I was the only one.”
Source: The Four Loves
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.”
Source: That Was Then, This Is Now
“The best mirror is an old friend.”
Source: The Complete Works of George Herbert: And The Satires and Psalms of Bishop Hall
“Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
“If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.”
Source: Shroud for a Nightingale
“How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.”
“I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
“There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.”
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.”
Source: Oprah Winfrey speaks: insight from the world's most influential voice
“To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.”
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Source: Emerson in His Journals