Home / Topics / Guy Quotes

Guy Quotes

Browse 11894 quotes about Guy.

Guy Quotes

“Here is a fear for me, I never wanted to be one of those guys that was defined by a body of work 20 years old.”

Years Body Wanted Artist Guy Defined

Author:Todd McFarlane

“I was writing a scene where a guy was choking another guy to death. You can go online and type 'chokeholds' and watch scenes where martial artists choke each other out. You can hear what noises they make when they go unconscious, see how their bodies flop and everything. YouTube is amazing for the more detailed stuff.”

Writing Body Artist Guy Stuff Watches Type Scene Noise Unconscious Online Martial Arts Youtube Choke Other Guys Martial Artist

Author:Daniel H. Wilson

“Here's the analogy. If my body were a car, I'd be thinking about trading it in around now. I would like to upgrade. I would be actually on the lot somewhere and some guy with a loud sports jacket would be sizing me up...kinda lookin' around goin--maybe kickin my knees. Looking behind me going: That looks a little bashed in back there...Yeah. You mind if I check under the hood?" 'Well yes I do! Thank you very much.”

Ifs Thinking Mind Wells Looks Littles Body Would Be Guy Sports Behinds Car Yeah Checks Loud Knees Trading Jackets Hood Analogies

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“When you're angry, you can't fight rationally. Your body chemistry is all messed up. Your energy goes to all the wrong places. You can't do anything well except get angrier. That's why I like fighting guys who are pumped up on steroids. Fighting is all about relaxing and releasing tension, so your body is flexible and fluid, able to bend and flex quickly, like water. I like fighting angry guys who are really tense. They can't think right, and they can't fight right.”

Thinking Wells Body Able Guy Fighting Energy Water Angry Your Body Tension Mma Chemistry Flexible Tense Fluid Messed Up Steroid Body Chemistry

Author:Frank Shamrock

“Mo Udall didn't want the presidency bad enough. He was too sane. He was a marvelous guy, but you had the feeling there was another Udall outside his body watching the candidate Udall who was too extravagant, telling him to cut it out.”

Want Enough Feelings Body Guy Cutting Candidates Sane Marvelous Presidency Extravagant

Author:Jack Germond

“I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.”

Thinking Men Way Whole Body Bigs Beautiful Guy Careers Taught Planets Basketball Percent Sexy Fats Body Fat

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“In my mind at that time, at 14, the men who were successful were Stallone and Schwarzenegger and guys like that - Harrison Ford - who were these men of action. I was like, "Okay, they're successful, they're not getting evicted, they built their bodies - I'm gonna go build my body." It was like that.”

Men Mind Body Action Guy Successful He Man Built Okay Schwarzenegger

Author:Dwayne Johnson

“If you can't hold your own, you're gonna get knocked out. You're bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these boys are crawling off the mats. They drop from body shots, their nose is just bleeding like a faucet. On Wednesday nights, they come in and get a beating. It only happens once with these guys. You'll get karate experts or Tae Kwon Do experts and they can't hold a candle.”

Ifs Body Happens Night Guy Boys Shots Noses Experts Candle Bleeding Karate Wednesday Crawling Wednesday Nights

Author:Tim Sylvia

“It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt a guy down and shoot him twice in the head, but then to drag him to the mall? Come on, guys hate that.”

Body Guy Hate One Thing Down And Shopping Drag Hunts Malls Freezer

Author:Jay Leno

“In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that”

Want Body Guy Legs Restaurants Homeless Garbage Frogs Alleys Unfinished Menus Cheeseburger Torso Garbage Cans

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“I`ve always thought of him [Barack Obama] and from conversations know him to be a guy who takes the long view, who doesn`t get too high, doesn`t get too low and seizes the opportunities when they`re there and knows how to ride the wave. I ascribe that to Hawaii. He`s a body surfer, so he knows how to get on the wave. He knows just the right time.”

Knows Long Body Guy Opportunity Views Know How Conversation Lows Wave Barack Right Time Hawaii Surfer

Author:Howard Fineman

“One thing you can't beat in this world is time. I learnt that the hard way. You can't play basketball forever. You can't play football forever. You can't bodybuild forever. I mean you CAN do it, but not at a high level against younger guys who have more time and have not reached their peaks yet. There's only so much the body can do and once you're done, you can't go back in time.”

World Way Mean Hard Done Play Body Guy Can Do Levels Forever One Thing This World Football Basketball Beats More Time You Can Do It High Level Hard Way Back In Time Go Back In Time

Author:Ronnie Coleman

“Confidence: It's the difference between the girl with the perfect body in a one-piece bathing suit, pulling at it and thinking she's not thin enough or doesn't have big enough boobs - and the girl who people call a bit overweight, but meanwhile, she's wearing a bikini and guys are saying, "God, she's sexy." It all has to do with how you feel about yourself - it's about projecting the attitude, I'm OK with who I am.”

“I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.”

Should Has Beens Body Might Guy Advice Balls Dating Lays Smell Scent Might Have Been Miraculous Baths Advise Mint Deodorant Cavemen

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“It's a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who's got shrapnel still in his body, as Chuck Hagel does.”

Littles Doe Stills War Body Eye Guy Strange Chuck

Author:Bill Maher

“Am I still interested in a guy's body? Now that I have grown up, I am much more of a 'vibe' kind of person! If a man has a good body, that is an added plus.”

Ifs Men Kind Persons Stills Body Guy Plus

Author:Carmen Electra

“It's some of our guys' first game on the road, and it really can jolt your body.”

Firsts Body Guy Games Your Body

Author:Mark Richt

“You're only as good as your body of work, and everybody has issues, whether it's Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorsese. I'm not comparing myself to those guys, but you learn more from the misses than the hits.”

Body Guy Issues Missing Your Body Compare Scorsese

Author:Todd Phillips

“Adolescence hits boys harder than it does girls. Girls bleed a little and their breasts pop out, big deal, but adolescence lands on a guy with both feet. . . . Your body is engulfed by chemicals of rage and despair, you pound, you shriek, you batter your head against the trees. You come away wounded, feeling that life is unknowable, can never be understood, only endured and sometimes cheated.”

Source: The Book of Guys: Stories

“In time, after a dozen years of centering their lives around the games boys play with one another, the boys' bodies change and that changes everything else. But the memories are not erased of that safest time in the lives of men, when their prime concern was playing games with guys who just wanted to be their friendly competitors. Life never again gets so simple.”

Men Years Play Body Wanted Guy Games Memories Simple Boys Concern Friendly Prime Dozen Competitors Playing Games Centering Body Change

Author:Frank Pittman

“I think that if most guys in America could somehow get their fave-rave poster girl in bed and have total license to do whatever they wanted with this legendary body for one afternoon, at least 75 percent of the guys in the country would elect to beat her up.”

Ifs Thinking Men Country Body Wanted America Guy Girl Bed Beats Percent Men And Women Afternoon License Posters Legendary Rave Fave

Author:Lester Bangs

“America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching 'Breaking Bad' the other day, and they were cooking meth. I could literally cook meth because of that show. It's a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word 'f__k'. And I'm like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you're not allowed to say 'f__k'? It's like when they bleeped 'molly' at the VMAs. Look what I'm doing up here right now, and you're going to bleep out 'molly'?”

“I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.”

Should Body Used Guy Girl Courses Teach Nice Kissing Blow Compliment Prowess

Author:Dane Cook

“I'm a big guy so I have to keep my muscles loose. So I do a lot of stretching before the game. I'll do about 10-15 minutes of yoga just to loosen up my body, get warm and get ready to play.”

Play Body Bigs Guy Games Minutes Ready Yoga Warm Muscles Stretching Big Guys

Author:DeAndre Jordan