Harry Dresden Quotes
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Harry Dresden Quotes
“There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”
“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
“Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.”
“Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”
“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”
“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”
“Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.”
“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”
“Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
“You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.”
“Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”
“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
“I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.”