Best high-school & funny Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do. We must design our middle and high schools so that no student gets lost in the crowd and disconnected from his or her own potential.”

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Author:Christine Gregoire

“I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.”

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Author:Bo Burnham

“Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.”

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Author:Bruce McCall

“Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.”

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Author:Tina Fey

“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.”

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Author:Zach Galifianakis

“You ever buy a book and not read it? You feel almost guilty having it up on a bookshelf. People are like, "Hey, how's that book?" "I haven't read it." "Oh, did you just buy it?" "I've had it since high school." "Well, can I borrow it?" "No."”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

“I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school.”

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Author:Jane Seymour

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

Source: If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

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Author:Derek Bok

“I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.”

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Author:Christina Aguilera

“High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.”

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Book:The John Green Collection

Source: The John Green Collection

“In this outward and physical ceremony we attest once again to the inner and spiritual strength of our Nation. As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say: 'We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.'”

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Book:Jimmy Carter

Source: Jimmy Carter

“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.”

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Author:A. Whitney Brown

“In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”

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Author:David Spade

“I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball.”

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Author:Matthew Modine

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