“I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.” LooksHumorFunnyStuffViewsBoxesPoint Of ViewPlanesOutsidersBatteriesCords Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.” IfsShouldHumorFunnyNightEasyDarkRoomsMiddleProductsIntegrityShould HaveMadSurpriseBoxesVersionsBusCheeseTemperatureMiddle Of The NightCrackersGlow In The Dark Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!” MenTryingLittlesHumorFunnyBoxesPlatesCheeseSuggestionsPeanutsPeanut ButterCrackersRitz Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!” WantHumorFunnyFacesBoxesPopsRiceSnapsRice Krispies Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.” IfsKnowsHumorFunnyBoxesPandoraTrojansPandora's Box Author:Ernest Bevin
“Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!” DoeHumorFunnyGuyFallHalfSawsProjectsBoxesEntertainmentTricksDesperateHatsThis GuyMagicianRabbits Author:Chris Rock
“You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.” HumorFunnyBoxesWheelsSwearing Author:Dylan Moran
“I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!” HumorFunnyTvsDoctorsBoxesDoctor Who Author:Milton Jones
“You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!” HumorFunnySidesBoxesPoundsDiapers Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...” IfsHumorFunnyMovingNextWeekBoxesMarsNext Week Author:Steven Wright