“I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!” I CanHumorFunnyNextWaitingStagePocketsPineapples Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'” IfsHomeHumorFunnyMurderKillingRapPocketsGet AwayTapeDemos Author:Chris Rock
“I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'” HumorFunnyUsedStuffSleepPerfectPocketsEmsPlannersPajamas Author:Demetri Martin
“Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.” SaidHumorFunnyFoundDrinkTeaPocketsBagsFrankAirportsLuggageTea Bag Author:Frank Carson
“So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."” MenTryingSaidMatterHumorFunnyLyingFallBreakBarsPocketsGuttersToffee Author:Chic Murray