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“My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“If I freely may discover What should please me in my lover, I would have her fair and witty, Savouring more of court than city; A little proud, but full of pity; Light and humorous in her toying, Oft building hopes, and soon destroying, Long, but sweet in the enjoying; Neither too easy nor to hard; All extremes I would have barr'd.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated)

“We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, 'Modern Vampires Of The City'.”

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Author:Rostam Batmanglij

“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.”

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Author:Fred Allen

“The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.”

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Author:Fred Allen

“A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.”

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Author:Herbert V. Prochnow

“From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.”

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Book:Another Roadside Attraction

Source: Another Roadside Attraction