“College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.” IfsWould BeHumanityGamesLossInterestingStudentsFootballCollegeBrokenArmsHumorousIncreaseLegsNecksFacultyCollege FootballTrustees Author:H. L. Mencken
“The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the world put together.” WorldSchoolTogetherBeliefReligiousWonderSpecialCollegeHumorousEnormousUsaDevotedHarvestReligious BeliefUnorthodox Author:Peter Medawar
“I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.” ThinkingWayKindI CanSchoolRememberAudienceFrontsCollegeHumorousHigh SchoolRemember WhenJuniorsElementary SchoolJunior High Author:Steven Wright
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” InspirationalBookSoulHumorFunnyNextBoysCollegeDrinkHumorousSittingWittyBeerThrownCheatingMetaphysicsExamAnnie HallI CheatedFunny ExamCollege DaysCheating On Me Author:Woody Allen
“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.” SaidParentSunCollegeHumorousRedWittyCuteMeatMilkRed MeatAnnie Hall Author:Woody Allen
“It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.” LifeBloodCollegeDegreesHumorousBlueProfoundWrestlingClassroomGraduationCollege DegreePedigreeBlue Bloods Author:Millard Fuller
“I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.'” WantSaidSchoolFunnyMotherActorsMy OwnActingDestinyWeekCollegeLike YouMomCoupleHumorousTheatre Author:Arsenio Hall