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“Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!”

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Author:Golda Meir

“Criticism is prejudice made plausible.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”

Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.”

“Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.”

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Author:Victor Borge

“We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of our patrons we write our new creation, and every night it is blotted out forever; and of what use is it to say to audience or to critic, ''Ah, but you should have seen me last Tuesday?''”

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Author:Micheal Mac Liammoir