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“This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”

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Book:Groucho And Me

Source: Groucho And Me

“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”

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Author:Mae West

“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”

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Author:Will Durst

“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.”

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Book:Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Source: Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”

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Author:Woody Allen