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“This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not.”

Trouble Humorous Fellows Ill Treated Unborn

Book:50 Poemas

Source: 50 Poemas

“Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.”

Men Humor Jokes Humorous Fellows

Book:Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

Source: Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

“A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!”

Men Wells Funny Humorous Gold Fellows Brass

Book:The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit

Source: The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit

“Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.”

Men Funny Poetry Boys Poet Lows Humorous Fellows Oil My Boys

Author:Charles Dickens

“He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.”

Source: The Works of Charles Dickens: Sketches by Boz : illustrative of every day life and everyday people. 1903

“Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a tradition of the trickster, and the trickster was a clown, a humorous fellow. His task was to trick the gods, to humor the gods into laughing, so that there was access to the divine - because laughter is a moment when we are completely ourselves.”

Moments Social Laughing Divine Laughter Humorous Tradition Tasks Fellows Access Tricks Primitive Clown Tricksters

Author:George Carlin

“Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."”

Mean Political Politics Behinds Liberty Tree Taxes Humorous Fellows Libertarian Reform Libertarianism Tax Reform

Author:Russell B. Long

“That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.”

Ideas Seems Funny Mistake Humorous Fellows

Author:Samuel Johnson