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“Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?”

Firsts Nice Kissing Humorous Ass Tea Pot Kiss My Ass Playing Nice

Author:Julie Kagawa

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”

Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

“I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.”

Thinking Kissing Humorous Rebellion Rebellious Catching Fire Catching On Teenage Rebellion

Book:Catching Fire (The Second Book of the Hunger Games)

Source: Catching Fire (The Second Book of the Hunger Games)

“It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.”

Long Hands Perfect Kissing Humorous Witty Stranger Sarcastic Perfect Strangers

Book:The wit and wisdom of Mae West

Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West

“If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.”

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”

“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.”

Ifs Funny Kissing Humorous Smoking Indispensable Cigar Smoking Cigars

Author:Sigmund Freud

“There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.”

Two Girl Difficult Wall Kissing Speech Humorous Dinner Two Things Climbing Public Speaking Away From You Leaning In Speaking In Public Kissing A Girl

Author:Winston Churchill

“I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”

Life Funny Hair Kissing Humorous Witty

Author:Bette Davis

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein