“By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand?” IfsWayFunnyLeftRealizingPoliticianHumorousOilMinistersSandMoses Author:Golda Meir
“Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.” GivingHeartBookSchoolFunnyGirlHouseLeftSexCommonBoysFailingSonBirthAmbitionHumorousPartnersCommon SenseFancyGloriousBreastsAmbitiousAlliancesStirringBoy And GirlGiving Birth Author:Charles Dickens
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.” LifeFunnyLeftAnswersHumorousTestsWittyExistentialismBlankExistential Author:Woody Allen
“I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.” YearsTwoHumorSchoolFunnyLeftFeltHumorousGermanyTwo Years Book:Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1 Source: Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1
“My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.” GivingLittlesFunnyLeftAdviceOne DayHumorousGive MeLikesComedianGrandfatherMy GrandfatherForgetfulFunny Comedian Author:Ron Richards
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'” KnowsLittlesSaidHumorTodayFunnyMotivationLeftFineHumorousNotesDrivingParkingDriving OnDriving Fast Author:Tommy Cooper
“He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had had a good deal of material left over which she had not liked to throw away but hardly seemed able to fit into the general scheme.” IfsLongAbleLeftDealsMaterialsFitHumorousSettingSettingsSpotsOddSchemesUniformsPolicemen Author:P. G. Wodehouse
“I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.” GivingYearsFunnyLastsRememberLeftAdviceHumorousLast Year Author:George Harris
“I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed anything I could on topics that ranged from Folklore to history to political mainifestos... I ranted and raved and seethed about things beyond my control. In short I acted like a Canadian.” HomeHumorFunnyPoliticalLeftHumorousCanadaTopicsFolkloreCanada FunnyCanada Being GreatCanadian HistoryBeyond My Control Author:Will Ferguson