“I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.”
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Source: Great Expectations
“Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.”
“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Source: The Works of Dr Jonathan Swift, Dean of St Patrick's, Dublin. Accurately Corrected by the Best Editions. With the Author's Life and Character; Notes Historical, Critical, and Explanatory; Tables of Contents, and Indexes. More Complete Than Any Preceding Edition. In Eight Volumes
“Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.”
“A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.”
Source: Collected letters: 1926-1950
Source: The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-day
“I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.”
Source: The works of John Donne: Dean of Saint Paul's, 1621-1631
“Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will.”
Source: Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus