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Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
“The tax code is 10 times the size of the Bible with none of the good news.”
“We cannot keep the Good News to ourselves any longer! Time is running out!”
“Breaking news is the most masturbating thing journalists do.”
“I covered the first Gulf War in Saudi Arabia and Israel for ABC News.”
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”