Quotessence
Home / Topics / News Quotes

News Quotes

Browse 3207 quotes about News.

Related topics

Good NewsPeopleIfsThinkingBad NewsWorldKnowsMediaStoriesWantWayFoxesFox NewsWatchesNeedsFirstsWellsYearsTelevisionNewspapersShowsFactsTvsGivingHas BeensSaidTodayJournalismMenInformationLittlesLooksShouldImportantStillsAmericaFeelsMeanReportsBelieveCountryKindBigsLongPoliticalSometimesTryingMayDoeMadePresidentEnoughPaperWarWritingI CanInternetNews StoriesIdeasLiteraturePressesRadioEntertainmentJobsMorningChildrenHumansNews MediaPersonsRealStatesHappensJesusHomeJournalistTrumpDifferentHardHelpingReportersRunningEndsMightTurnsTwoWeekBookLastsNew YorkHeardHoursStuffMatterMessagesSocialWould BeInterestAbleDoneEventsmore

News Quotes

“Fox News is no monopoly. It is a singular minority in a sea of liberal media. ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC vs. Fox. The lineup is so unbalanced as to be comical - and that doesn't even include the other commanding heights of the culture that are firmly, flagrantly liberal: Hollywood, the foundations, the universities, the elite newspapers.”

CultureSeaMediaNewsHollywoodFoundationUniversityNewspapersHeightMinoritiesElitesFoxesMonopolyCnnFox NewsComicalNbcUnbalancedNprPbsLiberal Media
Author:Charles Krauthammer
Create image

“Depression must be avoided, no matter what the cost. Depression is lying on the Edwardian couch for six months, too tired to unlace your shoes. Depression is awakening each morning feeling as if someone near and dear and closely related died the night before. Bad news. Don't tempt depression.”

IfsMatterFeelingsLyingNightMorningMonthsCostSixNewsDiedNo Matter WhatTiredShoesDearAwakeningRelatedSix MonthsAvoidedCouchesBad News
Book:Social Blunders: A Novel
Create image

“Seeds not planted or tended by choice tend to be weeds, so at least for me, it's very helpful to consciously and periodically choose which seeds I want to water, and to think through what I expect to happen from that watering. Investors can spend a lot of time and energy reacting to the latest bits of news and trying to predict the next surprise, rather than choosing a consistent set of daily actions that they can carry out as things develop, regardless of how they develop.”

ThinkingWantTryingHappensActionChoicesNextEnergyBitsWaterNewsSurpriseSeedsConsistentHelpfulWeedInvestorsReactingTime And Energy
Author:John Houseman
Create image

“For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.”

ThinkingKnowsSeemsInterestingNewsHumorousExcitingObjectivesHopefullyFakeSubjectiveCatchingNuggetsCatching On
Author:Jon Stewart
Create image

“There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole your job? Oh yeah, that dream job of the Chinese Delivery man pedaling up Broadway delivering Chinese food for 40 cents an hour, or on the back of a landscaping truck with 15 others.”

MenDreamJobsLastsHoursNewsYeahAliensChineseIllegalCentsLast TimeWorkplaceBroadwayTruckDeliveryDeliveringIllegal AliensChinese FoodDream JobLandscaping
Author:Greg Giraldo
Create image

“Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"”

KnowsMenYearsLooksLongDoneEnoughMightWalksWorryHellPlanetsSweetBabyGoes OnProudNewsHotCleanHeyCleaningNapsPorchPeasDensDrivewayAshtraysPavingSweet Peas
Author:Jeff Foxworthy
Create image

“I think one of the things that I was struck by was that Joe has the financial wherewithal to go check into some expensive clinic, go into rehab and beat these addictions but he didn't. He sort of designed his own, you know, sort of rehabilitation at home. And anybody could do what he did. When he felt like having a cigarette after he ate, he would get up and walk. At cocktail hour when he used to have a drink and watch the news, he stopped watching the news. He couldn't. He couldn't watch the news and not have a drink and a cigarette. He would walk.”

ThinkingKnowsHomeUsedFeltHoursWalksWatchesDrinkNewsBeatsAddictionFinancialChecksGet UpExpensiveCigaretteCocktailsRehabRehabilitationClinic
Author:Joe Eszterhas
Create image

“Cable news is 24 hours long so you have to fill it up with something. No, the Muppets are not communist. And the character of Tex Richman is not an allegory for capitalism in any way. The character is called Tex Richman. It's a joke. Clearly he is a classic, old school bad guy. He's bad not because he works for an oil company but because he's evil. No, it's not a communist movie in any way.”

WayLongCharacterSchoolGuyEvilHoursCompanyNewsJokesCapitalismOilClassicCommunistBad GuysCablesOld SchoolAllegoryOil CompaniesMuppetCable News
Author:James Bobin
Create image

“News footage came on the TV during dinner of bloody bodies coming back from battle in Vietnam, or the race riots in the South, people getting hosed in Selma, Alabama, or the Biafra war, where I got my name. In my household, it was explained and discussed with the children, as a way of educating us from when we first started grade school why racism and war were wrong, what this all really means.”

PeopleWayFirstsMeanChildrenWarBodySchoolNamesRaceTvsBattleNewsRacismSouthDinnerGradesVietnamHouseholdBloodyComing BackReally MeanRiotAlabamaGrades In SchoolRace Riots
Author:Jello Biafra
Create image

“So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.”

PeopleKnowsFirstsMeanPersonsHas BeensGamesRichPossibilityQuietTaxesNewsMadRaisedDareServantRich PeopleBad NewsAccountantsButlersRich PersonCroquet
Author:Craig Ferguson
Create image