“It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.” PeopleFeelingsReadingPromiseNewsAnd LoveNew DayGreat Feelings Author:Bob Saget
“Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.” LooksFeelingsReadingWeekPossibilityKeysNewsSundayLimitlessGood DayLimitless Possibilities Author:Bob Saget
“Confidentiality is the nature of all governments. Of course you may say, the government will always want to communicate the good news; things which bring satisfaction, cheer, help or pleasure to voters. And of course, you are right, governments are not masochists by nature.” WantMayHelpingGovernmentCoursesPleasureNewsSatisfactionCommunicateVotersCheerGood NewsConfidentiality Author:Bernard Ingham
“With his ABC News experience, perhaps Pierre Salinger's next job could be cohosting-with Oliver Stone-a 24-hour Conspiracy Network.” JobsNextHoursNewsStonesConspiracySalinger Author:Jonathan Alter
“Terrorists, oh I'm sorry, Fox News tells us it's all illegal immagration's fault but it's not their fault, it's ours.” NewsFaultsSorryTerroristIllegalI'm SorryFoxesFox News Author:Christopher Titus
“I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and give you a few pure truths. Number one, duct tape will save your life. Number two, Tupac is alive, but I need you to keep that on the DL because of Suge. And number three, don't be afraid of anything - except the television news because they're lying to you every night.” NeedsGivingI CanTwoLyingNightThreeNumbersAliveTelevisionBuildingDadPureNewsIdiotBusTapeEvery NightNeed YouI Need YouYour DadBlowing UpDuct TapeNumber ThreeTelevision News Author:Christopher Titus
“Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who's got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.” BrokenNewsMy FamilyBusyHeyExtrasSecondsBad News Author:Christopher Titus
“I was watchin' the news the other day, and I heard them talking about a criminal named Brian Regan same spelling and everything. He's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. So I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and all of a sudden I hear, It is unknown whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution. Guess I can put this down. Honey, did we pay that parking ticket?!” I CanPayTalkingHeardNewsSittingCriminalsJailHoneyExecutionTicketsPuzzlesParkingSpellingBrianCrosswordsRegan Author:Brian Regan
“I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.” IfsFactsRiskNewsTiredHearingQuittingSmokingCigaretteGood NewsBad NewsI QuitJogging Author:Arj Barker
“Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?” IfsLooksLosesGayNewsWeightHeyGood NewsLose WeightHey YouGay Friend Author:Dana Gould
“A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.” StatesHalfNewsIncomeGiantsFloridaMiceSpookyPython Author:Dana Gould
“CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.” KnowsHelpingNewsHelp MeYou ChooseCnn Author:Andy Kindler
“George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control... Good news George... you are humor free! There's no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.” YearsEyeComedyBloodNewsStreamsGood NewsPhysical Comedy Author:Andy Kindler
“Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?” FirstsLongSexNewsDivorce Author:Alonzo Bodden
“When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.” KnowsWantTwoReasonTalkingNewsMouthsHanging OutSecondsRhyme Author:Carlos Mencia
“That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!” WaterWalksNewsAssBitesSharks Author:Carlos Mencia
“Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.” NamesNewsPoliceEntertainmentPrintBlogs Author:J. B. Smoove
“At the end of the day, I'm reading the news. I'm not digging ditches. I'm not fighting fires. It's a long day, and it's a lot of responsibility, and it can be a little bewildering sometimes with the schedule. But, you know, it's a job, and they pay me well to do a job.” KnowsWellsLittlesLongEndsSometimesJobsFightingReadingPayResponsibilityFireNewsThe End Of The DaySchedulesDiggingLong DayDigging Ditches Author:Lester Holt
“In France, ballet is on TV ... It's on the eight-o'clock news. It's a cool thing to be a dancer.” TvsNewsEightFranceClockDancerBalletCool Things Author:Benjamin Millepied
“As I've submerged myself in news of the revolutions sweeping North Africa and the Middle East, I wanted desperately to feel part of what was going on. And then it hit me: This is what white people were doing to me after Obama was elected!” PeopleFeelsWantedWhiteMiddleRevolutionNewsEastMiddle EastSweepingSubmergedNorth Africa Author:Baratunde Thurston
“In the future, readers of newspapers and magazines will probably view news pictures more as illustrations than as reportage, since they can no longer distinguish between a genuine image and one that has been manipulated.” Has BeensViewsReaderNewsNewspapersGenuineMagazinesIllustration Author:Andy Grundberg
“My work has no theme. I don't care if my photographs get published, and I have no interest in the news. But the invasion of Prague was not news, it was my life.” IfsCareInterestNewsPhotographDon't CareI Don't CareThemeInvasionPrague Author:Josef Koudelka
“I had my young eyes opened by the impersonal blood and guts of news photography. I was running the gamut every low man on the totem pole runs - country clubs to mass murder.” MenCountryEyeRunningYoungBloodPhotographyNewsMassLowsMurderClubsGutsTotemsCountry Clubs Author:Burk Uzzle
“Behold , I have graven you upon the palm of my hand, that is what Jesus came on earth to do: to proclaim, to give us the Good News that God loves us, that we are precious to Him.” GivingHandsEarthJesusNewsGod LoveGood NewsPalmsGod Loves Us Author:Mother Teresa
“Democrats should run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president. He's more coherent than Dennis Kucinich, he dresses like their base, he's more macho than John Edwards, and he's willing to show up at a forum where he might get one hostile question - unlike the current Democratic candidates for president who won't debate on Fox News Channel. He's not married to an impeached president, and the name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is surely no more frightening than B. Hussein Obama.” ShouldShowsMightRunningNamesPresidentWillingMarriedNewsDressesDemocraticDemocratCurrentsDebateCandidatesFrighteningFoxesHostileHusseinFox NewsForumsMachoNews Channels Author:Ann Coulter
“Even in the news division of Fox - which I want to make very clear and I have from the very beginning - I am not a journalist. In fact, I wear that as a badge of honor.” WantFactsClearHonorNewsJournalistDivisionFoxesBadges Author:Glenn Beck
“I don't watch any television, hardly ever because I'm so busy. I always obviously watch my shows because I blog about it and talk about it, but no, I can watch the news in the morning and that's it.” I CanShowsWatchesMorningTelevisionNewsBusyBlogs Author:Lisa Vanderpump
“I can be really silly, but I never get to do that. I'm always playing on-the-nose characters, professionals - lawyers, a serious news anchor, people with a really focused energy, which can become a cliched type.” PeopleI CanCharacterEnergySeriousTypeNewsFocusedLawyerSillyNosesAnchorsNews Anchors Author:Nicole Ari Parker
“You know a constellation of imperishable values. Live by the mighty truth and power of God. Live above the sludge of a sick society. Live among dispirited humans as the vanguard of peace and good news. Remember, our Commander in Chief has no use for tin soldiers.” KnowsHumansUseRememberValuesNewsSickSoldierChiefsLive ByGood NewsCommandersConstellationsPower Of GodTinCommander In ChiefVanguardSick Society Author:Carl F. H. Henry
“When I'm through with the Lee Greenwood Theatre, I won't do anything else in entertainment. Maybe I'll become an ambassador for the United States maybe I'll get into television, some news anchoring or something in a major city. Certainly the visibility would interest me a little bit. But someplace that would allow me to sit still certainly.” LittlesStillsStatesBitsInterestUnitedCitiesUnited StatesTelevisionMajorsLittle BitNewsEntertainmentTheatreAmbassadorsVisibility Author:Lee Greenwood
“Because I like that I got an ugly girl's personality. In other words, a homely girl always has to develop that muscle. And I did. But the good news is that I never considered myself beautiful at all. And I still don't.” StillsBeautifulGirlPersonalityNewsUglyMusclesGood NewsHomelyUgly Girl Author:Goldie Hawn
“I didn't get how big it was until I went home, turned on the television and saw it on all the news, and later that night on the front pages of all the newspapers. Then I got it.” HomeBigsNightSawsFrontsTelevisionNewsPagesNewspapers Author:Paul Simon
“Yet each of us also carries another portrait with us, a picture far more important than any in our wallet. Psychologists have a name for it. They call that mental picture of ourselves, our self-image. ... there's always the person whose self-image is bent all out of shape, like a photo carried too long in a wallet.The good news of the tremendous worth we have in God's eyes can light up our inner self-portrait.” PersonsLongImportantSelfLightEyeNamesShapesNewsCarriePortraitsBentGood NewsInner SelfPsychologistLight UpWalletsSelf Portrait Author:Josh McDowell
“What is God like? Because millions and millions of people were taught that the primary message - the center of the Gospel of Jesus - is that God is going to send you to hell, unless you believe in Jesus. And so, what gets, subtlely, sort of caught and taught is that Jesus rescues you from God. But what kind of God is that; that we would need to be rescued from this God? How could that God ever be good; how could that God ever be trusted? And how could that ever be good news.” PeopleNeedsBelieveKindJesusMillionsHellTaughtMessagesNewsCaughtBe GoodPrimariesTrustedRescueGood News Author:Rob Bell
“There appears to be a lot of confusion about the biological benefits of elevated CO2 because the popular media typically fails to report them. Doomsday scenarios of global warming are much more dramatic than the good news of global greening.” FailingMediaBenefitsNewsConfusionDramaticReportsGlobal WarmingGood NewsScenariosCo2DoomsdayGreening Author:Keith E. Idso
“I want you to sense the Holy Spirit brooding over you. Is this too good to be true? You betcha, it's the good news. Does He border on fantasy? You betcha, it's the gospel. Glad tidings of great joy, heaven has come instead of hell, Jesus has come instead of the devil. You can have the life you always wanted, instead of the life you have always had - instead. That is possible because of the absolute, incredible, incomparable favor of God.” WantDoeWantedJoySpiritJesusHeavenFantasyHellHolyNewsDevilAbsolutesIncrediblesFavorsGladBeing TrueBordersHoly SpiritOver YouI Want YouGood NewsGreat JoyTrue YouBroodingIncomparableTidingsToo Good To Be TrueFavor Of God Author:Graham Cooke
“Passover is very important to God. But satan HATES Passover. The enemy has worked diligently to steal Passover away. The good news is: God is restoring Passover. But it is a battle! The battle for Passover is the battle for the Blood. Satan wants to give us a bloodless religion, because a bloodless religion has no power. The power is in the Blood!” WantGivingImportantHateEnemyBloodBattleNewsStealingSatanGood NewsRestoring Author:Chuck Pierce
“Evangelicals have to face it (like Roman Catholics of 16th century had to): Increasingly, our version of Good News is neither news nor good.” FacesCenturyNewsCatholicVersionsGood NewsRoman Catholic Author:Samir Selmanovic
“It's always made me feel odd when I'd get a Dove Award for an instrumental album that has nothing to do with gospel. When I think of gospel music, I think of spreading the Good News with words. But maybe it's just because I was heralded once upon a time as one of theirs. The category of instrumental music seems sort of important to the big picture, but I felt a little embarrassed at the same time.” ThinkingFeelsLittlesMadeImportantBigsSeemsFeltNewsAlbumsOddAwardsCategoriesEmbarrassedGood NewsDoveOnce Upon A TimeBig PictureGospel MusicInstrumental Music Author:Phil Keaggy
“Well, the good news is that there's quite a lot of cynicism about major labels within radio and the press. I think they have been largely disillusioned by the manner in which the record companies have developed music.” ThinkingWellsHas BeensCompanyRecordsMajorsNewsPressesRadioLabelsCynicismGood NewsRecord CompaniesDisillusioned Author:Mick Hucknall
“The polls demonstrate that 50 percent of Americans who get their news from TV think Saddam Hussein was behind the Twin Towers attack. Man, have they got ways for getting half-truths out right away now, thanks to TV! I think TV is a calamity in a democracy.” ThinkingMenWayBehindsHalfDemocracyTvsNewsPercentThanksTwinsTowersSaddamHusseinPollsCalamityHalf TruthTwin Towers Author:Kurt Vonnegut
“The president receives an inspector general's report that the Office of Personnel Management could be hacked into; they had antiquated firewalls; 23 million files have been - are in the hands of the Chinese allegedly, including, by the way, members of the press, it turns out, last week. Maybe that's the only part that's good news, so that you guys can get a feel for what it's like now to see this type of attack.” WayFeelsHas BeensHandsLastsGuyTurnsPresidentMillionsWeekTypeMembersOfficeNewsManagementPressesIncludingChineseReportsGood NewsFilesPersonnelHackedInspectors Author:Jeb Bush
“I was petrified because all my friends would be going to Washington, DC, to protest. I was sixteen, and I was like, "I don't think I'll be going with you guys," just because I was scared. Then you saw the news, and cops - not students in schools with guns - cops are killing sixteen year old protesters on the news. To me that was more horrifying, to have the authority figures actually killing people on the evening news, than to have another student firing a gun.” PeopleThinkingYearsWould BeSchoolGuySawsFiguresStudentsAuthorityNewsGunMy FriendsKillingScaredEveningProtestCopSixteenFiringWashington DcAuthority FiguresSixteen Year Olds Author:Gus Van Sant
“It was just such a complete shock to turn on the news one day and see someone that you know, someone you have passed in the halls of your high school. It got me thinking, 'Well, what are some novels that are about female sexual psychopaths? I really didn't have many references for that, and I felt like that was a void in transgressive literature that I wanted to fill.'” ThinkingKnowsWellsWantedSchoolTurnsLiteratureFeltNovelOne DayNewsHigh SchoolFemaleShockHallsVoidTurn-onPsychopath Author:Alissa Nutting
“Watching the news inspires me to keep going and reminds me why I should never complain. I'm inspired by those who don't let others define them: Martin Luther King Jr., James Dean, Vincent Van Gogh, Hillary Clinton, Tennessee Williams, director Steve McQueen. They've all changed the conversation by making their voices heard.” ShouldVoiceHeardChangedInspireKingsDirectorsConversationNewsClintonInspiredComplainingKeep GoingVansLutherDeanTennesseeMcqueen Author:Robert Piper
“The media isn't only asleep; it doesn't want to know this news, that the people are revolting, in the very best sense of the term, revolting against the thieves in high places and reaching out to each other, which is our great strength.” PeopleKnowsWantTermMediaNewsReachingReach OutThievesHigh Places Author:Jim Hightower
“My nature is happy. And all I can control is my response to input. If you come around me and tell me bad news all the time, I can say, "You know what? I don't want to hear it." If its just gossip, you know, I can choose not to hear it. And that, in effect, can control my mood.” IfsKnowsWantI CanEffectsNewsResponseMoodGossipBad NewsInput Author:John Travolta
“What is the good news to the poor? Christ took your poverty at the cross and gave you the riches of Abraham. The chains of poverty have been broken at the cross.” Has BeensChristPoorPovertyBrokenNewsCrossesRichesChainsGood NewsAbraham Author:John Hagee
“I am someone that follows the news and reads newspapers yet what do you believe and what don't you.” BelieveNewsNewspapers Author:PJ Harvey
“To define is to limit, to set boundaries, to compare and to contrast, and for this reason, the universe, the all, seems to defy definition....Just as no one in his senses would look for the morning news in a dictionary, no one should use speaking and thinking to find out what cannot be spoken or thought.” ThinkingShouldLooksReasonUseSeemsUniverseMorningLimitsNewsDefinitionsSensesBoundariesCompareContrastDictionary Author:Alan Watts