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“A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.”
“Never undertake anything for which you wouldn't have the courage to ask the blessings of heaven.”
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”
“The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person.”
“When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.”
“There is no surer sign of decay in a country than to see the rites of religion held in contempt.”
“Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.”
“If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.”
“Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?”
“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”
“I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance.”
“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”
“When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.”
“Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.”
“Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
“Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.”
“A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.”
“Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.”
“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”