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“The sex is better and I understand life better. I don't want to be young again.”

“Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.”

Ifs Way Should Said Helping Sex News

Author:Jay Leno

“For a while, the genre seemed to be just about sex and crime. Rappers are storytellers; the stories don't need to be true!”

Needs Stories Sex Crime Being True Genre Rapper Storyteller

Author:Lauryn Hill

“I always wanted to do something that revolves around the darker side of sex, the pressure of it.”

Wanted Sex Sides Pressure Darker Side

Author:Timo Tjahjanto

“I think a lot of women, in the way that they might attach emotion to sex, attach emotion to food, in a different way than men.”

Thinking Men Way Different Might Sex Emotion Different Ways

Author:Zoe Lister-Jones

“I think women become more wrapped up emotionally in men when sex is involved. And I think men have a much easier time of having innocuous, meaningless sex for pleasure. It's just how we're built genetically.”

Thinking Men Sex Pleasure Involved Easier Built Meaningless Easier Times

Author:Daryl Wein

“None of the cartoons that I ever did are basically, if they're about sex, they're about sex in sort of this, you know, this ironic way, or the way that people actually treat it.”

People Ifs Knows Way Sex Treats Ironic Cartoon

Author:Robert Mankoff

“Going to America increased the build up on me, especially as the war was going on there. In a way we'd turned out to be a Trojan horse. The 'Fab Four' moved right to the top and then sang about drugs and sex and then I got into more and more heavy stuff and that's when they started dropping us.”

Way War America Sex Stuff Four Drug Horse Moved Heavy Dropping Trojans Trojan Horse

Author:John Lennon

“Before many black singers were still labouring under that problem of God; it was often 'God will save us'. But right through the blacks were singing directly and immediately about their pain and also about sex, which is why I like it.”

Stills Problem Pain Sex Black Singing Singers Gods Will

Author:John Lennon

“To begin with, working class people reacted against our openness about sex. They are frightened of nudity, they're repressed in that way as well as others. Perhaps they thought 'Paul [McCartney] is a good lad, he doesn't make trouble'.”

People Way Wells Sex Class Trouble Frightened Openness Working Class Nudity Lad Repressed

Author:John Lennon

“How can you talk about power to the people unless you realise the people is both sexes.”

People Sex Realising

Author:John Lennon

“I think scandal probably attracted more American attention to Formula 1 than anything else in American news in decades. And that`s because it was a sex scandal, a particularly lurid sex scandal involving this guy Max Mosley.”

Thinking Guy Sex Attention News Decades Formulas This Guy Scandal Max Involving Formula 1

Author:Rachel Maddow

“If someone else of the opposite sex joins either of you in your favorite recreational activities, you are at risk of falling in love with that person.”

Ifs Persons Fall Sex Risk Activity Opposites Falling In Love Your Favorite Recreational Activities

Author:Willard F. Harley

“That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”

Fun Sex Laughing

Author:Woody Allen

“More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun.”

People Trying Two Fun Sex Walks Known Saws Fashion Style Changed Gay Conscious Rage Like Me Continents

Author:Mae West

“The chief attraction of the opposite sex for all of us, old and young, men and women: we need someone to save us from the sympathetic smiles in the Sunday-night cinema queue, someone who can stop us from falling down into the pit where the permanently single live with their mums and dads.”

Men Needs Young Night Fall Sex Dad Men And Women Opposites Attraction Chiefs Cinema Young Man Sunday Mum Pits Falling Down Sympathetic Queues Mum And Dad Sunday Night

Book:High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.”

Ifs Would Be Sex Animal If I Could Ponies

Author:Thom Yorke

“Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

Trying Sex Causes Sides Effects Tension Weekend Woody Side Effects Alleviate Plumber

Author:Woody Allen

“We're herded into schools and terrified into behaving. Taught how we're supposed to pretend to be, taught to parrot all kinds of nonsense at the flick of a switch, taught to keep our heads down and our elbows in and shut off our minds and shut off our sex. We learn we can't even piss when we have to. That's how we learn to be plastic and dumb.”

Mind Kind School Sex Taught Down And All Kinds Dumb Nonsense Plastic Terrified Elbows Parrots

Book:Dance the Eagle to Sleep

Source: Dance the Eagle to Sleep

“Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.”

Firsts Sex Hair Internet Symbols Sex Symbol

Author:David Duchovny

“Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen.”

Men Needs Sex Failing Weak Opposites Gentleman Reassurance Adulation

Book:Fate keeps on happening: adventures of Lorelei Lee and other writings

Source: Fate keeps on happening: adventures of Lorelei Lee and other writings

“One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?”

Want Form Sex Differences Female Males Hospitals Admittance

Author:Ronnie Shakes

“Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."”

Doe Made Said Sometimes Happens Sex Hundred Paid Dollars Checks Unexpected Honey Exquisite Hush

Author:Ronnie Shakes

“The taboo against nakedness is an obstacle to a decent attitude on the subject of sex.”

Sex Attitude Subjects Obstacles Decent Taboo

Book:Marriage and Morals

Source: Marriage and Morals

“What dance achieves, what play and sex achieve are the same thing that poetry achieves. They transform the ordinary into the extraordinary.”

Play Sex Achieve Ordinary Extraordinary

Author:Jamake Highwater

“They're not trying to prevent Hollywood from making movies. They're asking that the most powerful image-building machinery in the world stop grinding out killer dykes and twisted homo sex fiends as if sexual orientation had anything to do with criminal behavior.”

Ifs World Trying Sex Powerful Building Behavior Hollywood Asking Criminals Most Powerful Killers Machinery Twisted Orientation Dykes Criminal Behavior

Author:Roger Ebert

“If you put together all the ingredients that naturally attract children - sex, violence, revenge, spectacle and vigorous noise - what you have is grand opera.”

Ifs Children Together Sex Violence Revenge Noise Ingredients Opera Vigorous

Author:Judith Martin

“A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.”

World Courses Sex Enjoy Magic Jokes

Author:Terry Pratchett

“Liberation didn't solve anything. It just opened up the doors to greed. Some people mix up sex now as if they were eating or drinking like crazy.”

People Ifs Sex Doors Crazy Eating Drinking Greed Solve Liberation

Author:Jeanne Moreau

“Attaching the word marriage to the association of same-sex individuals mistakenly presumes that marriage is principally a matter of adult benefits and adult rights. In fact, marriage is principally about the nurturing and development of children. And the successful development of children is critical to the preservation and success of our nation.”

Children Matter Facts Individual Nations Sex Successful Rights Development Benefits Adults Critical Association Preservation Nurturing

Author:Mitt Romney

“It has to be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it.”

Sex Brain

Author:Malcolm Muggeridge

“I don't think women are interesting enough to merit a book. They're more of a pamphlet sex.”

Thinking Book Enough Sex Interesting Merit

Author:Alex Linder

“After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.”

Sex

Author:Woody Allen

“If we are to keep our flock at the highest pitch of excellence, there should be as many unions of the best of both sexes, and as few of the inferior as possible, and that only the offspring of the better unions should be kept.”

Ifs Should Sex Highest Unions Excellence Inferiors Flocks Offspring

Author:Plato

“You cannot trust the interests of any class entirely to another class; and you cannot trust the interests of any sex to another sex.”

Sex Interest Class

Author:David Lloyd George

“9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!”

Giving Given Sex Giving Up Given Up Remote Control

Author:Jay Leno

“Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.”

Knows Years Sex Republican Did You Know

Author:Jay Leno

“A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.”

Want Said Sex Husband Married Finished Cents Surveys Married Women

Author:Jay Leno

“A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.”

Men Mind Used Next Sex Car Average Next Time Surveys Average Man Used Car

Author:Jay Leno

“The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.”

Men Sex Pride Gay Bigger Organs Institute Gay Men Gay Pride Kinsey

Author:Jay Leno

“May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!”

May Sex Democracy Republican Democrat Income

Author:Johnny Carson

“I hope we shall see more ande more women combining marriage and a career. Prejudice against this dual role is not confined to men. I regret to say, it comes from our own sex.”

Men Sex Careers Roles Feminism Regret Prejudice Confined I Regret Combining

Author:Margaret Thatcher

“Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.”

Knows Children Today Father Sex

Author:Bill Cosby

“We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.”

People Way Different Games Sex Color Size

Author:Bill Cosby

“Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!”

Way Said Sex Impact Dinner Therapists

Author:Red Buttons

“Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!”

Said Sex Dinner Symbols Sex Symbol Great Sex

Author:Red Buttons

“Images have become our true sex objects. It is this promiscuity and the ubiquity of images, this viral contamination of images which are the fatal characteristics of our culture.”

Culture Sex Objects Characteristics Promiscuity Viral Contamination Ubiquity

Author:Jean Baudrillard

“The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera and nuclear weaponry. The first offers sex in terms of sterility, the second reality in terms of fantasy, and the third security in terms of destruction.”

“Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.”

Sex Curiosity Manifestation Hunting Autographs Unattractive

Author:Laurence Olivier

“The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.”

People Ifs Way Said Would Be House Sex Hurt Lines Perfect Company Environment Cutting Taxes Increase Oil Pockets Interfere Legislation Deficit Tax Cuts Gasoline Oil Companies

Author:Bill Maher

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