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“Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.”

Men Sex Behinds California Governors Scandal Schwarzenegger

Author:David Letterman

“An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.”

Sex Behinds Republican Interviews Smoking Pot Having Sex Californians

Author:David Letterman

“Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people. But it's really not. When its a love scene with someone you actually love it's no 'Can I touch him here, can I touch him there' You know what your boundaries are, or aren't I suppose.”

People Knows Should Feelings Sex Fronts Scene Husband Boundaries Your Husband

Author:Anna Paquin

“Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.”

Years Sex Married News Years Ago Accepted Magazines Interviews Good News Scandal Kennedy Family

Author:Jay Leno

“No sex is wrong, if there's love in it.”

Ifs Sex

Author:Marilyn Monroe

“So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War.”

War Turns Sex Serving Vietnam Vietnam War Having Sex Airborne

Author:Ann Coulter

“The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group sex and didn't mind dating a girl that was out of shape and kind of fat if she satisfied him sexually. So, his handlers have stopped comparing him to Reagan and started comparing him to Clinton.”

Ifs Years Mind Kind Girl Sex Groups Media Shapes Years Ago Dating Clinton Satisfied Fats Compare Interviews Pot Sexually

Author:Bill Maher

“In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.”

Should Two Sex Hell Love You Grew Grew Up Awful God Love Dirty Sarcasm Sarcastic Nasty One You Love God Loves You

Author:Butch Hancock

“Yes I am planning to move in with Justin we haven't had sex, but it's very tempting.”

Moving Sex Havens Planning Tempting Justin

Author:Britney Spears

“I'm going to have sex when it feels right but at the moment ? I just don't feel ready, Justin is very understanding.”

Feels Moments Sex Understanding Ready Feels Right Justin

Author:Britney Spears

“I want to wait to have sex until I'm married. I do. I want to wait, but it's hard. I just want to live my life.”

Want Hard Sex Waiting Married Living My Life

Author:Britney Spears

“I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.”

People Sex Havens Bed Assuming Compliment

Author:Brandon Boyd

“This industry's so full of distractions: partying, drinking, sex, money. The priority for me is just to make music that people can connect with. I want to make something fresh that people may not understand”

People Want May Sex Party Industry Drinking Priorities Distraction

Author:Tinashe

“When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.”

Knows Mother Choices Sex Acting Careers Vices Presidential Heels Vice President Mccain

Author:Ann Coulter

“It's tremendously important how you get on with the other sex. Your life record on that is incredibly important. You never really think about any of your other achievements.”

Thinking Important Sex Records Achievement

Author:Martin Amis

“It wouldn't even make you gay if you had sex with Johnny Depp, 'cause it's Johnny Depp.”

Ifs Sex Causes Gay

Author:Marilyn Manson

“Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like?”

Girl Sex Terrible Dating

Author:Ansel Elgort

“Except for Carrie Bradshaws in the opening credits of Sex and the City, I dont know if the tutu has ever really been trendy, but I want to wear one. I want to dance around in it, and I want that to be socially acceptable.”

Ifs Knows Want Sex Cities Credit Opening Carrie Acceptable Trendy Sex And The City

Author:Devin Kelley

“There are very few shows that show women talking like strong, sassy women. Do you know what I mean? 'Sex and the City' started doing that, and that was why that was such a huge hit.”

Knows Mean Shows Strong Sex Cities Talking Huge Do You Know Sassy Sex And The City

Author:Katie Aselton

“What do you have to do to get people to take an interest? I'm not going to go out and cause a silly sex scandal just to sell a record!”

People Sex Causes Interest Records Sells Silly Scandal

Author:John Lydon

“If same-sex relationships are really sinful, then why do they so often produce good fruit-loving families, open homes, self-sacrifice, commitment, faithfulness, joy? And if conservative Christians are really right in their response to same-sex relationships, then why does that response often produce bad fruit-secrets, shame, depression, loneliness, broken families, and fear?”

“Who has not seen how women bully women? What tortures have men to endure compared to those daily repeated shafts of scorn and cruelty with which poor women are riddled by the tyrants of their sex?”

Men Sex Poor Endure Cruelty Torture Tyrants Offense Bully Scorn

Book:Vanity Fair: A Novel Without a Hero

Source: Vanity Fair: A Novel Without a Hero

“Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.”

Sex Wonderful Starting Fuel Petrol

Author:Elizabeth Jane Howard

“It is a fact capable of amiable interpretation that ladies are not the worst disposed towards a new acquaintance of their own sex, because she has points of inferiority.”

Facts Sex Worst Capable Interpretation Acquaintance Inferiority Rivalry Amiable New Acquaintances

Book:The Mill on the Floss

Source: The Mill on the Floss

“where the bedroom is wrong the whole house is wrong.”

Whole House Sex Bedroom

Author:Margaret Kennedy

“I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?”

Ifs Want Persons Book Sex Hot What You Want Ems

Author:Elayne Boosler

“Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.”

Men Seems Sex Involved Males Senators Scandal Get Involved

Author:Elayne Boosler

“People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.”

People Want Believe School Sex Causes Math Hey Algebra Promiscuity Sex Education

Author:Elayne Boosler

“All the power is with the sex that wears the beard.”

Sex Beard

Author:Moliere

“nature knows no sex limitations and does not bestow brains upon men alone. Daughters inherit gifts exactly as often and as much as sons.”

Knows Men Doe Sex Brain Son Daughter Intelligence Equality Limitation

Author:Pearl S. Buck

“It is well known that a loose and easy dress contributes much to give to both sexes those fine proportions of body that are observable in the Grecian statues, and which serve as models to our present artists.”

Giving Wells Body Artist Sex Easy Known Fine Models Dresses Proportion Well Known Statues

Author:Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“Some philosophers would give a sex to revenge, and appropriate it almost exclusively to the female mind. But, like most other vices, it is of both genders; yet, because wounded vanity and slighted love are the two most powerful excitements to revenge, it has been thought, perhaps, to rage with more violence in the female heart.”

Source: Lacon, Or, Many Things in a Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think

“Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.”

Form Certain Sex Taken Unique And Love Tea Substance Characteristics Milk Distinctive Sex And Love

Author:Joyce Brothers

“I have never had any great esteem for the generality of the fair sex, and my only consolation for being of that gender has been the assurance it gave me of never being married to any one among them.”

Has Beens Sex Married Fairs Gender Esteem Consolation Assurance Being Married Generalities

Book:The Letters and Works: In Three Volumes

Source: The Letters and Works: In Three Volumes

“A government, founded on impartial liberty, where all have a voice and a vote, irrespective of color or of sex--what is there to hinder such a government from standing firm.”

Government Sex Voice Liberty Color Standing Vote Firm Hinder Stand Firm

Author:Frederick Douglass

“Your women of fashion ceases to be a woman. She is neither mother, nor wife, nor lover. She is, medically speaking, sex on the brain.”

Mother Sex Brain Wife Fashion Lovers Cease

Author:Honore de Balzac

“Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask for sex even when they really want conversation.”

Men Want Feels Wanted Used Asks Sex Conversation Obliged

Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“If once a woman breaks through the barriers of decency, her ease is desperate; and if she goes greater lengths than the men, and leaves the pale of propriety farther behind her, it is because she is aware that all return is prohibited, and by none so strongly as by her own sex.”

Ifs Men Sex Behinds Break Greater He Man Return Ease Desperate Barriers Length Pale Decency Break Through Propriety

Author:Charles Caleb Colton

“No improvement that takes place in either sex can possibly be confined to itself. Each is a universal mirror to each, and the respective refinement of the one will always be in reciprocal proportion to the polish of the other.”

Sex Universal Mirrors Improvement Proportion Confined Polish Refinement Reciprocal

Author:Charles Caleb Colton

“that pathetic short-cut suggested by Nature the supreme joker as a remedy for our loneliness, that ephemeral communion which we persuade ourselves to be of the spirit when it is in fact only of the body - durable not even in memory!”

Facts Body Spirit Sex Memories Cutting Loneliness Supreme Remedy Communion Pathetic Ephemeral Short Cuts

Book:No Signposts in the Sea

Source: No Signposts in the Sea

“People will begin to explore all the sidestreets of sexual experience, but they will do it intellectually. . . . Sex won't take place in the bed, necessarily--it'll take place in the head!”

People Sex Bed

Author:J. G. Ballard

“I have often reflected within myself on this unaccountable humor in womankind of being smitten with everything that is showy and superficial, and on the numberless evils that befall the sex from this light fantastical disposition.”

Light Evil Sex Superficial Disposition Smitten Showy

Book:The Works of the Right Honourable Joseph Addison

Source: The Works of the Right Honourable Joseph Addison

“The passion for praise, which is so very vehement in the fair sex, produces excellent effects in women of sense, who desire to be admired for that which only deserves admiration.”

Desire Passion Sex Effects Produce Deserve Fairs Praise Excellent Admiration Vehement

Book:The spectator

Source: The spectator

“Virgil has very finely touched upon the female passion for dress and shows, in the character of Camilla; who though she seems to have shaken off all the other weaknesses of her sex, is still described as a woman in this particular.”

Stills Character Shows Seems Passion Sex Particular Weakness Female Dresses Touched

Book:The spectator

Source: The spectator

“It is always to be understood that a lady takes all you detract from the rest of her sex to be a gift to her.”

Sex Understood Slander

Book:The Tatler; or, Lucubrations of Isaac Bickerstaff, Esq

Source: The Tatler; or, Lucubrations of Isaac Bickerstaff, Esq

“It has been said in praise of some men, that they could take whole hours together upon anything; but it must be owned to the honor of the other sex that there are many among them who can talk whole hours together upon nothing. I have known a woman branch out into a long extempore dissertation on the edging of a petticoat, and chide her servant for breaking a china cup, in all the figures of rhetoric.”

Men Long Has Beens Said Whole Together Sex Hours Talking Known Figures Honor Praise China Cups Servant Branches Rhetoric Dissertation

Author:Joseph Addison

“A virtuous mind in a fair body is indeed a fine picture in a good light, and therefore it is no wonder that it makes the beautiful sex all over charms.”

Mind Body Light Beautiful Sex Women Wonder Fine Fairs Charm Virtuous

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Joseph Addison (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Joseph Addison (Illustrated)

“All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.”

Men Looks Sex Wonder Drs Ruth

Author:Rita Rudner

“Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.”

Heart Sex Doors Doctors Okay Heart Attack Ambulance

Author:Phyllis Diller

“Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.”

Humor Funny Sex Comedy Timing Identical

Author:Phyllis Diller

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